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Each and every car brand has a abbreviation for what it means. Most common one ever heard is Ford. Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On/Off road dead. Pretty funny stuff. What manufacturer jokes have you heard? One that I get a kick out of is jeep. I know there's tons for others. Just haven't heard them

 

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9 hours ago, 87MJTIM said:

FIAT - fix it again, Tony.

One of the guys l work with is Italian and his name is Tony and he does a lot of machining repairs.

 

He has a big FIAT sign in his department with a sign that says Fix it Again Tony written under it.

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21 hours ago, Htchevyii said:

By the way, What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the BMW the pricks are on the inside. :))

 

 

I've heard that one in reverse - with a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. This one's not a car, but a corollary to the 'BMW vs porcupine':

 

The difference between wingtips and cowboy boots? With cowboy boots, the bull$#!&'s on the outside.

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OLDSMOBILE: Old Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

 

DODGE: Dead On Driveway Gears Everywhere 

 

AMC: Another Major Catastrophe 

 

CHRYSLER: Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

 

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive 

 

MOPAR: My Old Plymouth Almost Runs

 

TESLA: Totally Electric, Still Lame Anyway 

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