HOrnbrod Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 I am really getting sick of the endless "online dating" web sites popping up with their endless commercials now flooding every TV channel. It started a few years ago when any normal person could apply (for a fee I guess) like match.com and eharmony.com. Now they are becoming much more specialized. There are sites airing commercials for farmers only, over 50 only, black people only, commitments only, non-commitments only, Christians only, Jewish only, single parents only, etc. etc. ad nauseaum. Obviously many people use these "services" or they wouldn't happen. What's next? Beer drinkers only, Martians only, pedophiles only, necrophiliacs only? I'm tired of it. Maybe, if I were in the market, and I'm sure not, if there were a MJ lovers only site, I might apply.
ftpiercecracker1 Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Maybe we should start a comanche fanatics only site. :brows: EDIT: damn, just read the last line of you post. :doh: But seriously, it is getting rediculous.
Minuit Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 I guess people can't be bothered to search. I know I'll probably never use one.
MJRemi Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 I'd be afraid to know the 'men to women' ratio with a MJ lovers dating site. Now if it were for Miatas or Prius', the sausage fest atmosphere would work just great.
HOrnbrod Posted February 1, 2013 Author Posted February 1, 2013 You're right. Good point. But it could be a platonic relationship. Like we have here.
Alexia Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Hornbrod, we should just hook up and we could talk about stroking our engines all day long! I am a horrible person.
DirtyComanche Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 I can understand the offshoots, having spent some time 'drag netting' on Plenty of Fish. There's a lot of whales in the sea, and some people prefer ones that are only of a certain race, religion, or background. Personally I got sick of whales, so I try to avoid the e-dating.
buffalob Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Hornbrod, we should just hook up and we could talk about stroking our engines all day long! I am a horrible person. Na... it's not like you're strokin someone else's engine........
54bobby Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 it's just like weight loss suppliments. people will believe/do anything to loose weight/get pootytang.
terrawombat Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 I used one in the brief changeover from ex-GF to current. This was 5-6 years ago when there were only a handful out there. The one I used was OKCupid. It was certainly a convenient way to do a screening prior to going out on a date. Obsessive cat-lover women are batsheet crazy but you can count on getting some the first night out :D I agree that there are just too many out there...but they must be working to be able to spend the $$ in advertising that they do. Also, my last GF and current did not come from a dating site. I met both at college - which is the ultimate dating service, in my opinion.
danbyrambler Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Hornbrod, we should just hook up and we could talk about stroking our engines all day long! I am a horrible person. Hmmm . . . . Interesting . . . . Depends upon how you define TALK, I suppose . . . . Probably a 4 letter word ending in K meaning intercourse . . . Hmmm . . . :banana:
Akula69 Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Obsessive cat-lover women are batsheet crazy but you can count on getting some the first night out :D ROFL!!! The memory that this dredged up is is so true it hurts (speaking from experience - daymn cats were everywhere...)
86customanche Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Maybe, if I were in the market, and I'm sure not, if there were a MJ lovers only site, I might apply. Isnt that what CC is all about??? Maybe not for the intimate relationships but it sure is a MJ lovers only site
SW86 Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 i can agree with this whole thread just about. ive looked into the sites before and man it was terrible. 90% ugly people. then the ones that arent, are either crazy or have kids. PASS. i will say though, it is very easy to get laid from using it. i mean most people are at the end of trying or are home bodies and just want to get laid. works out well if thats what your after.
jimoshel Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 I tried a on line dating site once. Sent in the required a little about me, looking for, etc,etc. The response was overwhelming. I couldn't believe the responses, I was getting, Offers of marriage, offers for one night stands, It was a rush. Wondering, I looked at my profile and pics a little closer. It was embarrassing. In one of the pics my fly was open and 'it' was exposed. Oh well. I know a true love is out there someplace, just waiting for me. Wonder if Alexia is going to call me first or if I should make the first move.
AMCJeepMJ Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 There's a dating site for farmers now? What do they use- 'hey baby, wanna shuck my corn?' or 'I wanna plow your field' as pick up lines? ;) /not an expert at farming/cows/sheep or their culture.
HOrnbrod Posted February 1, 2013 Author Posted February 1, 2013 Hornbrod, we should just hook up and we could talk about stroking our engines all day long! I am a horrible person. You are. But you crack me up. :jump:
jimoshel Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 You are. But you crack me up. :jump: Confucious say "Woman who fly upside down, have dirty crack up."
shawn Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 i was chatting with this one girl. - no pic. she said she had a body built for sin! - ' turned out that sin was gluttony :(
jimoshel Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 How do you find it on a fat girl? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot spot.
AMCJeepMJ Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 How do you find it on a fat girl? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot spot. That could be chin, armpit, or underboob sweat.
jeepsouth Posted February 2, 2013 Posted February 2, 2013 That could be chin, armpit, or underboob sweat. That's just wrong... funny ,but wrong.
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