HOrnbrod Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I am really getting sick of the endless "online dating" web sites popping up with their endless commercials now flooding every TV channel. It started a few years ago when any normal person could apply (for a fee I guess) like match.com and eharmony.com. Now they are becoming much more specialized. There are sites airing commercials for farmers only, over 50 only, black people only, commitments only, non-commitments only, Christians only, Jewish only, single parents only, etc. etc. ad nauseaum. Obviously many people use these "services" or they wouldn't happen. What's next? Beer drinkers only, Martians only, pedophiles only, necrophiliacs only? I'm tired of it. Maybe, if I were in the market, and I'm sure not, if there were a MJ lovers only site, I might apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftpiercecracker1 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Maybe we should start a comanche fanatics only site. :brows: EDIT: damn, just read the last line of you post. :doh: But seriously, it is getting rediculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minuit Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I guess people can't be bothered to search. I know I'll probably never use one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJRemi Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I'd be afraid to know the 'men to women' ratio with a MJ lovers dating site. Now if it were for Miatas or Prius', the sausage fest atmosphere would work just great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted February 1, 2013 Author Share Posted February 1, 2013 You're right. Good point. But it could be a platonic relationship. Like we have here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Hornbrod, we should just hook up and we could talk about stroking our engines all day long! I am a horrible person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyComanche Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I can understand the offshoots, having spent some time 'drag netting' on Plenty of Fish. There's a lot of whales in the sea, and some people prefer ones that are only of a certain race, religion, or background. Personally I got sick of whales, so I try to avoid the e-dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalob Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Hornbrod, we should just hook up and we could talk about stroking our engines all day long! I am a horrible person. Na... it's not like you're strokin someone else's engine........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54bobby Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 it's just like weight loss suppliments. people will believe/do anything to loose weight/get pootytang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrawombat Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I used one in the brief changeover from ex-GF to current. This was 5-6 years ago when there were only a handful out there. The one I used was OKCupid. It was certainly a convenient way to do a screening prior to going out on a date. Obsessive cat-lover women are batsheet crazy but you can count on getting some the first night out :D I agree that there are just too many out there...but they must be working to be able to spend the $$ in advertising that they do. Also, my last GF and current did not come from a dating site. I met both at college - which is the ultimate dating service, in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbyrambler Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Hornbrod, we should just hook up and we could talk about stroking our engines all day long! I am a horrible person. Hmmm . . . . Interesting . . . . Depends upon how you define TALK, I suppose . . . . Probably a 4 letter word ending in K meaning intercourse . . . Hmmm . . . :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula69 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Obsessive cat-lover women are batsheet crazy but you can count on getting some the first night out :D ROFL!!! The memory that this dredged up is is so true it hurts (speaking from experience - daymn cats were everywhere...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86customanche Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Maybe, if I were in the market, and I'm sure not, if there were a MJ lovers only site, I might apply. Isnt that what CC is all about??? Maybe not for the intimate relationships but it sure is a MJ lovers only site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW86 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 i can agree with this whole thread just about. ive looked into the sites before and man it was terrible. 90% ugly people. then the ones that arent, are either crazy or have kids. PASS. i will say though, it is very easy to get laid from using it. i mean most people are at the end of trying or are home bodies and just want to get laid. works out well if thats what your after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I tried a on line dating site once. Sent in the required a little about me, looking for, etc,etc. The response was overwhelming. I couldn't believe the responses, I was getting, Offers of marriage, offers for one night stands, It was a rush. Wondering, I looked at my profile and pics a little closer. It was embarrassing. In one of the pics my fly was open and 'it' was exposed. Oh well. I know a true love is out there someplace, just waiting for me. Wonder if Alexia is going to call me first or if I should make the first move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCJeepMJ Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 There's a dating site for farmers now? What do they use- 'hey baby, wanna shuck my corn?' or 'I wanna plow your field' as pick up lines? ;) /not an expert at farming/cows/sheep or their culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neohic Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWgwuyvVvKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted February 1, 2013 Author Share Posted February 1, 2013 Hornbrod, we should just hook up and we could talk about stroking our engines all day long! I am a horrible person. You are. But you crack me up. :jump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 You are. But you crack me up. :jump: Confucious say "Woman who fly upside down, have dirty crack up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 i was chatting with this one girl. - no pic. she said she had a body built for sin! - ' turned out that sin was gluttony :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 How do you find it on a fat girl? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCJeepMJ Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 How do you find it on a fat girl? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot spot. That could be chin, armpit, or underboob sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepsouth Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 That could be chin, armpit, or underboob sweat. That's just wrong... funny ,but wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 Glad I ate already........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64 Cheyenne Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Or if your blind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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