You know you drive an MJ if...

[jimoshel]

'One is never enough' should just about cover it. . :MJ 1: .

[ComancheKid45]

'One is never enough' should just about cover it. . :MJ 1: .

 

 

Amen to that!

[MancheKid86]

a new one shows up in town,

and every one automatically know its yours

[moos]

When your e brake don't work and you gotta figure ways to park on hills.

When you drive bye other jeeps an say to yourself.....jealous of my truck.

When you see new jeeps and say,stupid jeep,that ain't a jeep

[88whitemanche]

Lmfao!!!! That's exactly what I say everyday!

[MancheKid86]

When your e brake don't work and you gotta figure ways to park on hills.

When you drive bye other jeeps an say to yourself.....jealous of my truck.

When you see new jeeps and say,stupid jeep,that ain't a jeep

so much win, perfect

[Spectormj]

ya know ya drive an mj if when you pull into the parts store a dude with a yj stops ya mid stride to the door and offers to trade ya his 92 for your 86 mj cause he thinks its badass 

[Kona]

You do this to people !

[relyt120]

^ nice

 

...when people at work want to buy your truck and you be like "nawl I'm gud"

[big66440]

You can't sleep comfortably at night thinking some jack @$$ is going to steal your tail gate and/or tail lights .

 

Knock on wood, hope I didn't jinx myself :doh:

[Knucklehead97]

.... the reason you don't have a girlfriend literally is because it means less money to spent on your MJ.

 

... and the main reason your last girlfriend broke up with you is cause you wouldn't scrap that "piece of ugly junk" for a new car :D .

 

... you find peace in just looking under the hood and thinking about how happy you are with your first vehicle.

[Minuit]

... your MJ is a pathetic garage ornament for weeks at a time because it leaks too much oil to risk driving.

[Knucklehead97]

... your MJ is a pathetic garage ornament for weeks at a time because it leaks too much oil to risk driving.

weeks is an understatement... But mines because the number of possible causes for running problems... :D but God I love this thing.

[gogmorgo]

You can't sleep comfortably at night thinking some jack @$$ is going to steal your tail gate and/or tail lights .

 

Knock on wood, hope I didn't jinx myself :doh:

 

Maybe this is why I haven't been sleeping so well... I haven't laid eyes on my MJ since October...

[Strokermjcomanche]

If you're constantly looking in your rear view mirror when someone is tailgating you because having to find a nice factory bumper , tail lights , and tailgate will total out our trucks .

[Nobles41]

^^^^^ So true!

[big66440]

 

You can't sleep comfortably at night thinking some jack @$$ is going to steal your tail gate and/or tail lights .

 

Knock on wood, hope I didn't jinx myself :doh:

 

Maybe this is why I haven't been sleeping so well... I haven't laid eyes on my MJ since October...

 

That's also one of the reasons I don't put on my mint condition tailgate.

[big66440]

The second you see a Comanche at the wrecking yard and you almost run to it yelling  " I SAW IT FIRST !!!!!! "  in your head

[big66440]

... youre wife is constantly mad because her Dawn dish soap bottle ALWAYS has grease on it.

LMFAO!!!!!  I hear you loud and clear !!!!

[HOrnbrod]

........you steal your wife's Ikea soap dish to use as a console gear shift cover for your column shift MJ.

 

[88AKChief]

You refer to all XJs as potential donars!

:agree:   :banana: . :MJ 1: . :banana:

[88AKChief]

When its 40 Below, and your brand new diesel truck is in the drive way while your MJ is safely tucked away in the garage...

 

Edit: Also why I don't worry about my tailgate and or taillights walking away...

[shrapneltyphoon]

When you recoil in horror everytime you open the hood because you bought and 86 2.8  instead of the 88 that was for sale a week later. >_<