MOVIE QUOTES

[jtdesigns]

"plumber,, I didn't call a plumber......(bomp sheeka-wow-woo ......)

[smithe1811]

"listen lady! i only speak two languages ok! english and bad english!

[watchamakalit]

"What is this stuff?"

"Nick-nick"

"Tastes like Buffalo $#!&"

"It is...."

[georgiaboy27]

"I'm half man,half dog......I'm a Mog......I'm my own best friend......"

[comancheman]

"I hate it when my shwarts gets twisted"

[jtdesigns]

"I'm half man,half dog......I'm a Mog......I'm my own best friend......"

 

the late John Candy from Spaceballs!!

 

I loved that movie!

[mvusse]

"Spaceballs! There goes the planet...."

 

or

 

 

 

"Suck, suck, suck, suck...."

[a1awind]

"your schwartz is as big as mine........lets see how well you use it !"

[chicofuentes0224]

"your schwartz is as big as mine........lets see how well you use it !"

 

Actually skip, I think it's "how well you handle it."

Yes, I'm a spaceball dork :cheers:

[comanche89]

" if i was going to die for a word my word would be pontang "

[Silver88]

You like fruit? I've got a buddy with United Fruit. He could get you a job picking strawberries. You know; bend and stoop- like the Mexicans. Start with strawberries and you might work your way up to those G** D**m banannas you like so much.

When Boy? When are you going to get a job?

(Bellllllch!)

Oh gawd he's the anti-christ.

You get a G** D**M job before sundown- Or we're shipping you off to military school- with that G** D**M Finklestien sh*t kid. Son of a B**ch! :rant:

" Up in smoke, that's where my money goes........"

[wooky48]

" if i was going to die for a word my word would be pontang "

 

Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket

[wooky48]

"Let's go check out the Maternity Ward, I know those chicks put out"

 

"Some people say chicken, some say fish, I say NOW IS THE TIME FOR COW"

[a1awind]

"digital pimp hard at work."

[BLHTAZ]

"Larry's the name...Health inspections the game"

 

"Nobody touch nothin' ... I'll be right there"

 

"Any chance you didn't hear that"

 

"Buttlin!!...Don't mess with the Larry mobile"

[carnuck]

Franco: And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving.

[Franco rips off his rear-view mirror and throws it out of the car]

Franco: What's-a behind me is not important.

[smithe1811]

"We have clearance clarence."

"Roger Roger."

"Whats our vector Victor?"

 

Erik :beerhead:

[georgiaboy27]

"Have you ever been in a turkish bath house?"

[georgiaboy27]

"Surely you must be joking"...."No, I'm not, and stop calling me Shirley"........

[jeepthing07]

Lis (singing): Yo moriré y nadie se acordará de mí. De mí…

 

Fando: Sí Lis, yo me acordaré de tí e iré a verte al cementerio con una flor y un perro, y en tu funeral cantaré, en voz baja, "¡Que bonito es un entierro!"

[MiNi Beast]

Lis (singing): Yo moriré y nadie se acordará de mí. De mí…

 

Fando: Sí Lis, yo me acordaré de tí e iré a verte al cementerio con una flor y un perro, y en tu funeral cantaré, en voz baja, "¡Que bonito es un entierro!"

 

 

me no speaky no english

[a1awind]

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

 

" It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"

[jtdesigns]

"We have clearance clarence."

"Roger Roger."

"Whats our vector Victor?"

 

Erik :beerhead:

 

Airplane??

[smithe1811]

"We have clearance clarence."

"Roger Roger."

"Whats our vector Victor?"

 

Erik :beerhead:

 

Airplane??

 

yup! georgiaboy27 got it first!

 

Erik :beerhead:

[89eliminator]

haha, Airplane is a great movie. Not everyone finds that kind of movie funny (stupid humor)

 

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

Hanging Lady: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Hanging Lady: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

 

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

Captain Oveur: Roger!

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.

Captain Oveur: Roger!

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Victor Basta: Request vector, over.

Captain Oveur: What?

Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.

Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.

Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!

Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

Tower voice: Over.

Captain Oveur: Roger.

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Tower voice: Roger, over!

Roger Murdock: What?

Captain Oveur: Huh?

Victor Basta: Who?

 

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

 

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone $#!& again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.