jtdesigns Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 "plumber,, I didn't call a plumber......(bomp sheeka-wow-woo ......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithe1811 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 "listen lady! i only speak two languages ok! english and bad english! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchamakalit Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 "What is this stuff?" "Nick-nick" "Tastes like Buffalo $#!&" "It is...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted April 26, 2008 Author Share Posted April 26, 2008 "I'm half man,half dog......I'm a Mog......I'm my own best friend......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comancheman Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "I hate it when my shwarts gets twisted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtdesigns Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "I'm half man,half dog......I'm a Mog......I'm my own best friend......" the late John Candy from Spaceballs!! I loved that movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvusse Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "Spaceballs! There goes the planet...." or "Suck, suck, suck, suck...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1awind Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "your schwartz is as big as mine........lets see how well you use it !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicofuentes0224 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "your schwartz is as big as mine........lets see how well you use it !" Actually skip, I think it's "how well you handle it." Yes, I'm a spaceball dork :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanche89 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 " if i was going to die for a word my word would be pontang " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver88 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 You like fruit? I've got a buddy with United Fruit. He could get you a job picking strawberries. You know; bend and stoop- like the Mexicans. Start with strawberries and you might work your way up to those G** D**m banannas you like so much.When Boy? When are you going to get a job? (Bellllllch!) Oh gawd he's the anti-christ. You get a G** D**M job before sundown- Or we're shipping you off to military school- with that G** D**M Finklestien sh*t kid. Son of a B**ch! :rant: " Up in smoke, that's where my money goes........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooky48 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 " if i was going to die for a word my word would be pontang " Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooky48 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "Let's go check out the Maternity Ward, I know those chicks put out" "Some people say chicken, some say fish, I say NOW IS THE TIME FOR COW" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1awind Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "digital pimp hard at work." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLHTAZ Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "Larry's the name...Health inspections the game" "Nobody touch nothin' ... I'll be right there" "Any chance you didn't hear that" "Buttlin!!...Don't mess with the Larry mobile" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnuck Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Franco: And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving. [Franco rips off his rear-view mirror and throws it out of the car] Franco: What's-a behind me is not important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithe1811 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "We have clearance clarence." "Roger Roger." "Whats our vector Victor?" Erik :beerhead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 "Have you ever been in a turkish bath house?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 "Surely you must be joking"...."No, I'm not, and stop calling me Shirley"........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepthing07 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Lis (singing): Yo moriré y nadie se acordará de mí. De mí… Fando: Sí Lis, yo me acordaré de tí e iré a verte al cementerio con una flor y un perro, y en tu funeral cantaré, en voz baja, "¡Que bonito es un entierro!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiNi Beast Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Lis (singing): Yo moriré y nadie se acordará de mí. De mí… Fando: Sí Lis, yo me acordaré de tí e iré a verte al cementerio con una flor y un perro, y en tu funeral cantaré, en voz baja, "¡Que bonito es un entierro!" me no speaky no english Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1awind Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 "It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?" " It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtdesigns Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 "We have clearance clarence.""Roger Roger." "Whats our vector Victor?" Erik :beerhead: Airplane?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithe1811 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 "We have clearance clarence.""Roger Roger." "Whats our vector Victor?" Erik :beerhead: Airplane?? yup! georgiaboy27 got it first! Erik :beerhead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89eliminator Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 haha, Airplane is a great movie. Not everyone finds that kind of movie funny (stupid humor) Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Hanging Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Hanging Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times. Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked? Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone $#!& again. There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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