LOL safe room, he sure need it.
Using correct words (I have to dumb this down a bit for you) goes long ways, along with absolute clarification (oops I meant how clear it is) so not just the OP know what's being talked about, but for other people who happen to stumble upon this thread with similiar problems. it would be much better and straight forward to use correct (words) and advice.
Stop being all butt hurt about it.
Cruiser may be new to jeeps and Comanches but it doesn't mean you can use slang, shortcuts, or substitutions for proper (words).