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definitely on the list if things that I'd never would have thought I'd see...


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fresh off the internet.  the car was fleeing police and hit the pole.  the engine continued on and burst through the front door of a guy's apartment. 

 

funniest comment wins!  :D

 

"shut the door! you're letting the AC out!"

 

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"The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!" " Steven Wright

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^^^one of my favorite Steven Wright bits:laugh:

 

(my wife absolutely can't stand him or his style of humor, I love it....)

 

I want to know what the A/C compressor did to not get invited inside, LOL.

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"honey, I swear I wasn't bringing more car parts inside to work on them.  this engine just appeared out of nowhere!" 

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Based on the weirdness of the air fresheners over the fireplace, the skull and candles on the hearth........."Oh don't worry about it officer, I've got stuff that will clean that red liquid off the floor no problem"

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1 minute ago, WahooSteeler said:

Based on the weirdness of the air fresheners over the fireplace, the skull and candles on the hearth........."Oh don't worry about it officer, I've got stuff that will clean that red liquid off the floor no problem"

 

I didn't even notice that.  I just can't get passed the trees hanging there...  :thinking:

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8 minutes ago, Pete M said:

 

I didn't even notice that.  I just can't get passed the trees hanging there...  :thinking:

 

That's what caught my eye first too, then the rest. I'm thinking, animal sacrifice ritual and then burn it in the fireplace, mask the smell with the pine trees. Freaky no doubt......

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just hangin' in my place, minding my own business, and then BAM the whole world can see my sacrifice alter.  :crazy:

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Officer you're lucky a person was not killed by this. That engine landed right where my friends usually sit in a circle when they come over. I can replace  my, ummm, "pet" goat it landed on  but sheesh, how could you guys let that maniac driver get away with that kind of behavior?  That's just crazy officer!

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“Man, that engine has some great off-roading ability. What transmission have you got in it.....Oh.  Never mind. “

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I'd really like to know how it managed to get through the door without breaking the glass.  It looks like its tempered and shattered but is still on one piece.

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