Pete M Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 fresh off the internet. the car was fleeing police and hit the pole. the engine continued on and burst through the front door of a guy's apartment. funniest comment wins! "shut the door! you're letting the AC out!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzimm Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Holy crap. I can't imagine being in the apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87MJTIM Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 "The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!" " Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjeff87 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 ^^^one of my favorite Steven Wright bits (my wife absolutely can't stand him or his style of humor, I love it....) I want to know what the A/C compressor did to not get invited inside, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglescout526 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Who let the Hell Cat is back in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drahcir495 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Wow! Honey - your UPS package arrived! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted February 13, 2020 Author Share Posted February 13, 2020 "honey, I swear I wasn't bringing more car parts inside to work on them. this engine just appeared out of nowhere!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted February 13, 2020 Author Share Posted February 13, 2020 I do wonder if there was any knocking before it came in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87MJTIM Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I wonder if the house has Ring. I'd love to see that video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMO413 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Alright who left the door open again. Another engine got in were never going to get it back out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Based on the weirdness of the air fresheners over the fireplace, the skull and candles on the hearth........."Oh don't worry about it officer, I've got stuff that will clean that red liquid off the floor no problem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted February 14, 2020 Author Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 minute ago, WahooSteeler said: Based on the weirdness of the air fresheners over the fireplace, the skull and candles on the hearth........."Oh don't worry about it officer, I've got stuff that will clean that red liquid off the floor no problem" I didn't even notice that. I just can't get passed the trees hanging there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, Pete M said: I didn't even notice that. I just can't get passed the trees hanging there... That's what caught my eye first too, then the rest. I'm thinking, animal sacrifice ritual and then burn it in the fireplace, mask the smell with the pine trees. Freaky no doubt...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted February 14, 2020 Author Share Posted February 14, 2020 just hangin' in my place, minding my own business, and then BAM the whole world can see my sacrifice alter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Just now, Pete M said: just hangin' in my place, minding my own business, and then BAM the whole world can see my sacrifice alter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Officer you're lucky a person was not killed by this. That engine landed right where my friends usually sit in a circle when they come over. I can replace my, ummm, "pet" goat it landed on but sheesh, how could you guys let that maniac driver get away with that kind of behavior? That's just crazy officer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87MJTIM Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 “Man, that engine has some great off-roading ability. What transmission have you got in it.....Oh. Never mind. “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzimm Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 I'd really like to know how it managed to get through the door without breaking the glass. It looks like its tempered and shattered but is still on one piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted February 14, 2020 Author Share Posted February 14, 2020 laminated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeepSchmidt O'Guinness Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 It's a well known fact that A/C abuses horsepower. So this must be a safe harbor house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeepSchmidt O'Guinness Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 About the front door, laminated is usually installed towards the interior. To me it lools like a thick piece of plexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxmj Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Fore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drahcir495 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 On 2/13/2020 at 12:40 PM, Pete M said: Please, leave the alternators at the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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