Go to Canada, and get drunk. Then buy weed from a homeless guy. Continue to drink, then hit up the strip clubs. Once you can't stand anymore. It'll be time to start the walk back to your hotel. Then ask a smokin' hot hooker questions about price until she threatens to kick your @$$ and call her pimp. Then get pizza (you'll have the munchies) from a convenience store. Eat it in your hotel. Wake up 7 hours later, 11am, fully dressed, including your shoes.
That's is darn near exactly what I did. Good times.