Kelly AFB got hit by BRAC. Boeing took over the south east side and does the depo work on the C-17 and KC-135
the city of San Antonio took over north east side of the base and now calls it "Port San Antonio" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_San_Antonio
Lackland AFB took control of everything on the west side of the runway.
the best one I have had is when the pilot wrote up the seat cushion was uncomfortable. I was a slow night for us, so the lead crew chief sat down and took a nap in the seat. signed the write up off as removed and replaced "O6 stick actuator", eight hour ops check good.
O6 = full bird Colonel.
stick actuator = pilot