A grizzled ol' Marine Corps Gunny and a fresh young Air Force basic got of the buss and headed straight for the latrine, rest room for the civies, and to the urinals. Finishing first the young airman zipped up his fly and headed for the door. The gunny hollered after him, "Hey Fly Boy. In the Corps they teach us to wash our hands after using the John." The Airman replied, " Well sarge, in the Air Force they teach us not to pee on our fingers." :doh: