Everyone who can't stand the heat will die in the first week when the Zombie Apocalypse comes. You're all weak. All you guys with plush MJs with A/C will be the first to go. Fortunately mine does not have A/C, so I and my truck can survive anything.
Yup you'll all be dead and the last thought before zombies eat your brains will be: "Dang it, I should have listened to Jay and removed my A/C, I'd be stronger and healthier just like him right now, tearing around in his Comanche running over hordes of zombies eating Cheetos just having a good ole' time".
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