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over here in buckley WA we are firm believers that if someone is messing with your property you have the right to mess with them. well today one of my coworkers thought it would be a good idea to take a smoke break INSIDE of sarge. and leave his empty carton and butts in the under glove compartment space. so following that i took rather violent action that threatened my job (seemed smarter at the time) but what has someone done to your comanche that made you do something back?

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over here in buckley WA we are firm believers that if someone is messing with your property you have the right to mess with them. well today one of my coworkers thought it would be a good idea to take a smoke break INSIDE of sarge. and leave his empty carton and butts in the under glove compartment space. so following that i took rather violent action that threatened my job (seemed smarter at the time) but what has someone done to your comanche that made you do something back?

 

Smoking inside of any of my vehicles is a death sentence. I can smell smoke residue long after the smoker is dead.

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...i took rather violent action that threatened my job...

 

So... what did you do?

 

When I worked at Ford, one of the techs had collected a month's worth of his Great Dane's land mines. They tossed it inside the back of one of another guy's surburban. He drove home with the windows down not knowing and left it sit for 2 days in 100+ heat. He about died when he got back in Monday morning.

 

Somehow, the box of land mines found their way into the MJ I was driving at the time, so when I found it, I put some gloves on and put handfuls of the stuff in every drawer of his toolbox.

 

Rob

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id have snapped. I hate cigarettes with every molecule in my body.

And my MJ is a one owner truck and the original owner hates smoking as much as i do.

So its untainted inside. Smells like nice aged jeepyness.

 

I'm glad i don't work with the public. Working for myself has been the greatest gift i have ever given myself.

I did deal with stuff like this when i worked at dealerships but its been a long time. This thread reminded me of it.

 

To the OP.... LOVE your sig. :yes:

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...i took rather violent action that threatened my job...

 

So... what did you do?

Rob

Am also very curious about this. Everybody knows better than to seriously mess with my MJ. Everyone I know pokes fun at it on occasion but that kind of stuff has never bothered me.

 

I guess no one ever messes with it because they're too afraid of a 6'4 235lb 19 year old getting out of the cab. Being tall and in good physical shape is a natural deterrent y'know. :yes:

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...i took rather violent action that threatened my job...

 

So... what did you do?

Rob

Am also very curious about this. Everybody knows better than to seriously mess with my MJ. Everyone I know pokes fun at it on occasion but that kind of stuff has never bothered me.

 

I guess no one ever messes with it because they're too afraid of a 6'4 235lb 19 year old getting out of the cab. Being tall and in good physical shape is a natural deterrent y'know. :yes:

 

... err, well i am only 5'7 150lbs, but no one messes with my MJ... I cause i just might put their car on blocks, just high enough so the wheels won't get traction, then take their car jack :D

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to answer the question i walked up to my truck (no doors) went is this your truck? he goes i dunno. i said wrong answer ripped him out of the truck threw him over the hood of his 240sx in the next stall pinned him to the ground with my foot and said if i see you near my jeep again when you clock out it will be me and you. by the way I'm 6'4 and 190 lbs of pissed off parker.

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to answer the question i walked up to my truck (no doors) went is this your truck? he goes i dunno. i said wrong answer ripped him out of the truck threw him over the hood of his 240sx in the next stall pinned him to the ground with my foot and said if i see you near my jeep again when you clock out it will be me and you. by the way I'm 6'4 and 190 lbs of pissed off parker.

Not the most creative way...but i suppose it gets the point across. Seen more than one guy get the ever loving crap beat out of him in the parking lot for messing with someones truck, food, tools, etc.

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i don't typically mess with people's vehicles, but a few years ago one guy parked his new hyundai suv next to my beater car so close he had to rub up aginst my car to get out, with me watching from within my car...... so at lunch i got a tube of prussian blue, and put a little under each door handle and the trunk latch. think he was just a ironworker or scaffolder so i didnt care.

 

last year me and an apprentice were messing with eachother. he put a half retarded pigeion in the mj, so about a week later he made the mistake of leaving his (daddy's) truck unlocked, i know his dad and didnt want to do permant damage so i took 2 bottles of glitter and dumped them down the defrost vent. he then had to spend hours vaccuming it out and got a asss chewing from his dad for messing with a guys vehicle lol

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... so at lunch i got a tube of prussian blue, and put a little under each door handle and the trunk latch...

 

At a shop I used to work at, we did the same thing with anti-seize. We'd put it everywhere! Under door handles, trunk lids, pop the hood and put a little on the safety latch, oil caps, washer fluid, on gas caps, on the backside of the shifter... EVERYWHERE! Then it turned into personal attacks. We'd be welding and the others would sneak up behind and very carefully put a little on the knob on your helmet. Grab a stick and put it way up in the finger tips of your gloves. Then there was the porn. See, we did a monthly maintenance at a garbage transfer station and you wouldn't believe how much porn gets tossed away. FREAKIN' RECYCLE IT!!! Anyhow, we'd stash away the oldest, nastiest, hairiest and biggest mustache porn we could find and hide it away for a good occasion. Then we'd roll it up and put it in the sun visors so when you've got your girl with you and the sun was out she flip down the visor and get a face full of it! I started the act of porning lunch boxes too. Take all their stuff out of their lunch box and cram a bunch way in the bottom and hope that they'd have something leak out and get it all wet. Imagine, getting home all tired and dirty and then having a bunch of soggy gentleman sausages waiting for you. HA!!!

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... so at lunch i got a tube of prussian blue, and put a little under each door handle and the trunk latch...

 

At a shop I used to work at, we did the same thing with anti-seize. We'd put it everywhere! Under door handles, trunk lids, pop the hood and put a little on the safety latch, oil caps, washer fluid, on gas caps, on the backside of the shifter... EVERYWHERE! Then it turned into personal attacks. We'd be welding and the others would sneak up behind and very carefully put a little on the knob on your helmet. Grab a stick and put it way up in the finger tips of your gloves. Then there was the porn. See, we did a monthly maintenance at a garbage transfer station and you wouldn't believe how much porn gets tossed away. FREAKIN' RECYCLE IT!!! Anyhow, we'd stash away the oldest, nastiest, hairiest and biggest mustache porn we could find and hide it away for a good occasion. Then we'd roll it up and put it in the sun visors so when you've got your girl with you and the sun was out she flip down the visor and get a face full of it! I started the act of porning lunch boxes too. Take all their stuff out of their lunch box and cram a bunch way in the bottom and hope that they'd have something leak out and get it all wet. Imagine, getting home all tired and dirty and then having a bunch of soggy gentleman sausages waiting for you. HA!!!

 

 

lol i always like a little anti sieze in the sweatband of the hardhat, the prussian blue is alot more permant so due to increasing pranks that doesnt get pulled out very often

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