JohnQ Posted January 9, 2011 Posted January 9, 2011 My wife woke me up today screaming that there was a dead deer in our front yard. What the heck am I suppose to do with a dead deer?
mnkyboy Posted January 9, 2011 Posted January 9, 2011 Dress it,butcher it, and stick it in the freezer. :ack: You could call animal control,if they can't take care of it they should know who can.
Geonovast Posted January 9, 2011 Posted January 9, 2011 If you didn't shoot it, I wouldn't eat it. Could easily have died from some sort of disease.
JohnQ Posted January 9, 2011 Author Posted January 9, 2011 The deer got hit by a car, both of its back legs are broken, and it was floating in my ditch. Somehow the deer moved itself in front of the empty lot next door! :dunno:
Sir Sam Posted January 9, 2011 Posted January 9, 2011 The deer got hit by a car, both of its back legs are broken, and it was floating in my ditch. Somehow the deer moved itself in front of the empty lot next door! :dunno: That was going to be my second suggestion, I was going to ask if you had a neighbor you didn't particularly like.
beepbeepmyredjeep Posted January 9, 2011 Posted January 9, 2011 Drag into street. Problem solved. :dunce: Yup. Then it's the road department's problem. :rotf:
Pete M Posted January 9, 2011 Posted January 9, 2011 I was going to ask if you had a neighbor you didn't particularly like. x2 :rotf:
whowey Posted January 9, 2011 Posted January 9, 2011 I was going to ask if you had a neighbor you didn't particularly like. x2 :rotf: Take it over to Pete's house in Michigan. Give his neighorhood Nazi something to whine about.
MJRemi Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 Prop it up on some type of frame, paint it yellow & green, and name him John. :yes:
xjrev10 Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 Local game warden will come take care of it for ya.
terrawombat Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 I get 1 or 2 a month that hobble into my yard to die. Being that I live right in the middle of about 1000 acres of farmland, the deer come in droves. Couple that with no streetlights anywhere on my road and things get a bit hairy. I've only hit one in my 10 years of driving, but have had dozens of close calls. My township is extremely lazy about picking them up, though. You call to notify them that there is a dead deer in your yard. They go on the defensive and assume you've shot it illegally out of season. Then you tell them it was hit by a car so they send a guy out to spray paint an orange X on it. Several days later someone will come by and haul it away. Not so bad in the winter, but the summer is pretty nasty. Their bellies bloat up, they stink, and the vultures rip them apart. Also makes our dogs try their hardest to escape from the backyard to go and eat the remains.
cody4359 Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 hack it up and toss in garbage can. was it a buck? if so keep the rack so next chrismas you can dress up your mj as rudolf
dakal Posted January 10, 2011 Posted January 10, 2011 Prop it up on some type of frame, paint it yellow & green, and name him John. x2
AMCJeepMJ Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 Put it on craigslist and ask for a 'rehoming' fee if its still alive by the time the new owner comes to pick it up.
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