Sir Sam Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Went to the store tonight, purchased: gummy worms x2 gummi bears x1 popcorn trojans x1. Thank gawd my van has windows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyComanche Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Ever played the '3 items' game at wal-mart, superstore, or etc...? Basically, you walk in, dressed however suits your taste, and buy 3 items that are normal by themselves but incredibly awkward when together... Example: Baseball bat, ribbed condoms, black trash bags Best done at 2-3am in the 24hr stores. Pick a cashier that looks most likely to have a brain. See if you can actually get a conversation going with her/him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sam Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 Ever played the '3 items' game at wal-mart, superstore, or etc...? Basically, you walk in, dressed however suits your taste, and buy 3 items that are normal by themselves but incredibly awkward when together... Example: Baseball bat, ribbed condoms, black trash bags Best done at 2-3am in the 24hr stores. Pick a cashier that looks most likely to have a brain. See if you can actually get a conversation going with her/him. No but I was watching the somewhat cute female cashier to see her reaction. Virtually none. Last time the female cashier acted with mild surprise, maybe no one buys magnums? :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJRemi Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Who is Candy and why is she in custody? :???: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MjPioneer Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Ever played the '3 items' game at wal-mart, superstore, or etc...? Basically, you walk in, dressed however suits your taste, and buy 3 items that are normal by themselves but incredibly awkward when together... Example: Baseball bat, ribbed condoms, black trash bags Best done at 2-3am in the 24hr stores. Pick a cashier that looks most likely to have a brain. See if you can actually get a conversation going with her/him. On of my favorites is Bleach, a Shovel, and Duct tape. Best if purchased about 30min before Walmart closes, always act like your in a hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87Warrior Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 On of my favorites is Bleach, a Shovel, and Duct tape. Best if purchased about 30min before Walmart closes, always act like your in a hurry. Wal-Mart closes? :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burls Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 condoms, zucchini, and vegetable oil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanche12 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 ouch... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanche12 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 ouch... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnuck Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 My fav. Sunglasses, bullets and a large canvas bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kastein Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 my brother splattered himself with fake blood and went to buy bleach, hefty bags, and duct tape at a price chopper grocery store once, he was sorely disappointed as the cashier didn't even notice. I ended up cleaning up the over-splatter of fake blood he left all over the apartment :fs1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MjPioneer Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 condoms, zucchini, and vegetable oil I like were this is heading...alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroxsteve Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Who is Candy and why is she in custody? :???: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JACKED88 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 A plastic drop cloth, a cheap set of bed sheets and Crisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comanche County Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Who is Candy and why is she in custody? :???: Lord, that was good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 A box of condums. A box of shotgun shells and a wedding veil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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