Thought we should bring this out for our newer members
Christmas Song (MJ version)
Dashing through the snow, in my good old Jeep MJ Down the road I go, sideways all the way I need a rear main seal I'd like some 32 inch tires I wouldn't mind if it sat just a little higher No rust, some smoke, cause the seal is broke The oil just drips away I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ I went to the liquor store, to pick up a case of beer The backend just passed up the left front tire, it's time to counter-steer Sideways down the highway, right past a local cop I had to let off the brake, to get the truck to stop No rust, some smoke, cause the seal is broke The oil just drips away I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ On my way to AutoZone, to pick up some parts today Because Project X is coming soon, so stay tuned for new updates Oh, thank you GIRs, this heater works The grille is still MIA I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ