georgiaboy27 Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 "WOAH" "I just passed another Kojak with a kodak" " Man this place is crawlin with bears!" " Where the h*&& are you?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Fred, now Fred, don't make me come in there after you! No sir, I don't think Fred bit you, because he absolutely don't like grease! Boy, did you know you were going 96 miles an hour? 96 mile an hour? I didn't think this truck could do 96 miles an hour?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 Hey bandit, I got a smokey report for you..... Well whats your handle son, and whats your twenty? I Smokey the Bear, and I'm tailgrabbing yo ash right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooky48 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Hey boy, I'm lookin' for Sheriff Branford. :rant: I AM Sheriff Branford. :mad: You sounded a little taller on the radio. :teehee: What is the world comin' to ? :hmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Wooky, I was holding that one in my back pocket for later LOL. Absolutely one of the greatest lines of all time, and to think how much that line/insinuation pushed the "politically correct" envelope, even though it was 1977. But IMO the most hilarious dialogue in the movie was right after he asked for the other cops to set up a roadblock. I bust a gut on it every time and it is dripping with satire. This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texarcana, Texas! :mad: Sir, did you say you were a sheriff? (Sheriff Branford) That's a big 10-4! :mad: :mad: Sir, the fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. The g@d d@mn germans got nothin' to do with it??!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :jump::jump::jump::jump::jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooky48 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Wooky, I was holding that one in my back pocket for later LOL. Absolutely one of the greatest lines of all time, and to think how much that line/insinuation pushed the "politically correct" envelope, even though it was 1977. I didn't mean to be a bubble buster there Steeler, and I agree that there were many toes over the line with that one. The German line :nuts: had and still has me cracking up every time......almost as much as John Belushi asking "....was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 LOL no bubble buster at all! Keep 'em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 11 pages strong!!!!! woo hoo! here's one for ya....... "Lion's and Tiger's and Bear's...Oh my!!" "Lion's and Tiger's and Bear's...Oh my!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89eliminator Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I'm going to have to fix my jukebox and listen to a few obscure Jerry Reed classics from the Bandit era. I think I'll start with "The Bird" and then the flip side, "Caffiene, Nicotine, Benzedrine- Wish Me Luck". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camo89 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 hat happend boys no more movies ninth green at nine its an old pro secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattpioneer Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 bart: What's your name? jim: Well, my name is Jim. But, most people call me . . . Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Tracker, how 'bout "You got the gold mine, I got the shaft". I love that Jerry Reed song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenosha Warrior Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 hat happend boys no more movies ninth green at nine its an old pro secret Happy Gilmour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 How about a change of pace... "You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap! And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Tracker, how 'bout "You got the gold mine, I got the shaft". I love that Jerry Reed song. :bowdown: I love everything he does whether it's singing or acting. It's hard to picture him when he isn't cracking a joke; but if you look up some of his older clips you'll be impressed with his musical ability. Get on You Tube and keyword "Jerry Reed Chet Atkins". Oh yeah, back to the thread: "So I says, 'Hey- Dali. How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?' You know what he tells me? Gunga galunga- No- Gunga gun galunga. Which means; On your death bed you will receive total conciousness. So I got that going for me." Excuse me if I butchered it. It's been a while since I've seen it. :popcorn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Wow, good call Tracker, the eternal struggle between the greasers and the soc's (pronounced "so-sh's", or short for "socials" for those of you unknown to this movie classic). Man that movie was loaded with "stars before they were stars". Head "Soc" to Ponyboy (I think) - You can't win. You know that, don't you? It doesn't matter if you whip us, you'll still be where you were before, at the bottom. And we'll still be the lucky ones at the top with all the breaks. It doesn't matter. Greasers will still be Greasers and Socs will still be Socs. It doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted June 9, 2008 Author Share Posted June 9, 2008 "Cop's and women don't mix....its like drinking a bottle of Draino, sure it cleans you out, but it leaves you hollow inside" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooky48 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 "WHAT'S INFRICKINSIDE ME ?!?!?" :mad: "You've got a monster inside of you" "Who are you?" "I'm the monster's Mother" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
possum Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 "Yeah, I like K-Mart underwear, yeah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbyrambler Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 ANYTHING SO INNOCENT AND BUILT LIKE THAT JUST GOTTA' BE NAMED LUCILLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbyrambler Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 CARE FOR SOME GOPHER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neohic Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Not only movie quotes... movie quotes acted out by FRIGGIN' ROBOTS!!! ... there's more. I found these most amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCJeepMJ Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 bart: What's your name? jim: Well, my name is Jim. But, most people call me . . . Jim Blazing Saddles... in my top five for sure. "Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Quite frankly my dear, I don't think you're worth $2.00,,,er,,I mean I don't give a Damn. Clark Gable, 'Gone With The Wind'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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