georgiaboy27 Posted May 9, 2008 Author Posted May 9, 2008 "WOAH" "I just passed another Kojak with a kodak" " Man this place is crawlin with bears!" " Where the h*&& are you?!"
WahooSteeler Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 Fred, now Fred, don't make me come in there after you! No sir, I don't think Fred bit you, because he absolutely don't like grease! Boy, did you know you were going 96 miles an hour? 96 mile an hour? I didn't think this truck could do 96 miles an hour?!
georgiaboy27 Posted May 10, 2008 Author Posted May 10, 2008 Hey bandit, I got a smokey report for you..... Well whats your handle son, and whats your twenty? I Smokey the Bear, and I'm tailgrabbing yo ash right now!
wooky48 Posted May 10, 2008 Posted May 10, 2008 Hey boy, I'm lookin' for Sheriff Branford. :rant: I AM Sheriff Branford. :mad: You sounded a little taller on the radio. :teehee: What is the world comin' to ? :hmm:
WahooSteeler Posted May 10, 2008 Posted May 10, 2008 Wooky, I was holding that one in my back pocket for later LOL. Absolutely one of the greatest lines of all time, and to think how much that line/insinuation pushed the "politically correct" envelope, even though it was 1977. But IMO the most hilarious dialogue in the movie was right after he asked for the other cops to set up a roadblock. I bust a gut on it every time and it is dripping with satire. This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texarcana, Texas! :mad: Sir, did you say you were a sheriff? (Sheriff Branford) That's a big 10-4! :mad: :mad: Sir, the fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. The g@d d@mn germans got nothin' to do with it??!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :jump::jump::jump::jump::jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:
wooky48 Posted May 10, 2008 Posted May 10, 2008 Wooky, I was holding that one in my back pocket for later LOL. Absolutely one of the greatest lines of all time, and to think how much that line/insinuation pushed the "politically correct" envelope, even though it was 1977. I didn't mean to be a bubble buster there Steeler, and I agree that there were many toes over the line with that one. The German line :nuts: had and still has me cracking up every time......almost as much as John Belushi asking "....was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...."
georgiaboy27 Posted May 16, 2008 Author Posted May 16, 2008 11 pages strong!!!!! woo hoo! here's one for ya....... "Lion's and Tiger's and Bear's...Oh my!!" "Lion's and Tiger's and Bear's...Oh my!!"
89eliminator Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
Tracker Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 I'm going to have to fix my jukebox and listen to a few obscure Jerry Reed classics from the Bandit era. I think I'll start with "The Bird" and then the flip side, "Caffiene, Nicotine, Benzedrine- Wish Me Luck".
camo89 Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 hat happend boys no more movies ninth green at nine its an old pro secret
Mattpioneer Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 bart: What's your name? jim: Well, my name is Jim. But, most people call me . . . Jim
WahooSteeler Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Tracker, how 'bout "You got the gold mine, I got the shaft". I love that Jerry Reed song.
Kenosha Warrior Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 hat happend boys no more movies ninth green at nine its an old pro secret Happy Gilmour
SuperWade2 Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 How about a change of pace... "You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap! And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential!"
Tracker Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Tracker, how 'bout "You got the gold mine, I got the shaft". I love that Jerry Reed song. :bowdown: I love everything he does whether it's singing or acting. It's hard to picture him when he isn't cracking a joke; but if you look up some of his older clips you'll be impressed with his musical ability. Get on You Tube and keyword "Jerry Reed Chet Atkins". Oh yeah, back to the thread: "So I says, 'Hey- Dali. How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?' You know what he tells me? Gunga galunga- No- Gunga gun galunga. Which means; On your death bed you will receive total conciousness. So I got that going for me." Excuse me if I butchered it. It's been a while since I've seen it. :popcorn:
WahooSteeler Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Wow, good call Tracker, the eternal struggle between the greasers and the soc's (pronounced "so-sh's", or short for "socials" for those of you unknown to this movie classic). Man that movie was loaded with "stars before they were stars". Head "Soc" to Ponyboy (I think) - You can't win. You know that, don't you? It doesn't matter if you whip us, you'll still be where you were before, at the bottom. And we'll still be the lucky ones at the top with all the breaks. It doesn't matter. Greasers will still be Greasers and Socs will still be Socs. It doesn't matter.
georgiaboy27 Posted June 9, 2008 Author Posted June 9, 2008 "Cop's and women don't mix....its like drinking a bottle of Draino, sure it cleans you out, but it leaves you hollow inside"
wooky48 Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 "WHAT'S INFRICKINSIDE ME ?!?!?" :mad: "You've got a monster inside of you" "Who are you?" "I'm the monster's Mother"
danbyrambler Posted November 26, 2012 Posted November 26, 2012 ANYTHING SO INNOCENT AND BUILT LIKE THAT JUST GOTTA' BE NAMED LUCILLE
neohic Posted December 30, 2012 Posted December 30, 2012 Not only movie quotes... movie quotes acted out by FRIGGIN' ROBOTS!!! ... there's more. I found these most amusing.
AMCJeepMJ Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 bart: What's your name? jim: Well, my name is Jim. But, most people call me . . . Jim Blazing Saddles... in my top five for sure. "Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."
jimoshel Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 Quite frankly my dear, I don't think you're worth $2.00,,,er,,I mean I don't give a Damn. Clark Gable, 'Gone With The Wind'.
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