Jakeman17 Posted January 3, 2011 Author Posted January 3, 2011 Here is the story: Â The 1988 Jeep Comanche was in the climate controlled trailer being pulled by Optimus Prime towards the ugliest Pontiac Aztek ever when a horse looked at Batman grinned and said this is ghey ruining the fun for everyone else. Then jpnjim stroked something he should easily have known wasn't a toy robot from the Crazy dutch bastards whom he knew coveted his anus i meant donkey when suddenly a Pontiac G6 ran off the cliff .but the warranty didn't cover stupidity and fireball damage Or rubber duckies which then exploded into pixydust and killed a fish named Don Knotts and proceeded to replicate itself into Mr. Hankey, the a single celled Version of Elvis Mandoza, of Portugal. Meanwhile, angry Unicorns seen a blonde driving a tank Naked and playing Capture the Flag while going to The Strip Club for a beer and some titties Bouncing free and in your face While she was bumpin' and grindin' her snapping gyro around the pole when a tree hugger smack her friends hot @$$ and he said I want some rich corinthian leather Purple Pontiac Panties were his favorite raver Halloween costume When a midget jumped on table while unzipping his duffle-bag containing six angry fabled creatures snarling and growling at the bear wearing a fedora who said what a hot momma to sean connery in the bedroom. When a platypus slapped his lips took a shot and exclaimed, "I'm the Lizard King"
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