jpnjim Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after mass. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, and everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'" Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWLONGSHOT Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 I AGREE... THANK YOU Mr. PERDUE!!! CW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
500 MJ Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 :yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STERLING STINGER Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 :clapping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingpong Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 :banana: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 She can ride in my Jeep anytime, although I'm not sure the seat will slide back far enough. :rotf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akamcbird Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 i doubt gods got anything to do with those.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakal Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 For some reason I'm really thirsty for milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasbulliwagen Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpnjim Posted January 18, 2010 Author Share Posted January 18, 2010 I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big. Well, maybe there is, and maybe there isn't, but it would hardly be fair to the girl to make a judgment call like this without first having actively explored each and every possible use of said breasteses, and made that determination based on actual case study, and cold hard facts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 "COLD HARD FACTS"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpnjim Posted January 18, 2010 Author Share Posted January 18, 2010 "COLD HARD FACTS"? :yes: Purely in the name of scientific advancement, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasbulliwagen Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big. Well, maybe there is, and maybe there isn't, but it would hardly be fair to the girl to make a judgment call like this without first having actively explored each and every possible use of said breasteses, and made that determination based on actual case study, and cold hard facts. I didnt say Id push her out of bed, I'm just saying more than a handfull is too much like work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakal Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 ah warm milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWLONGSHOT Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big. I didn't say Id push her out of bed, I'm just saying more than a handful is too much like work! That's one kind of "work" I doubt you will hear ANY complaints about... :yes: :rotf: :brows: Too big, just right or not big enough... jpmjim's right. I would need to invest some serious time investigating exactly what was/is perfect for me. CW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddzz1 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Come on guys, the invention of fake boobs is right up there with fire and the wheel :banana: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakjeep93 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 thats pretty awsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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