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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after mass.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, and everyone calls him 'Father'."

 

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

 

The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

 

The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'"

 

 

 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, "Well....?"

 

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Oh My God."

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I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big.

 

 

Well, maybe there is, and maybe there isn't,

 

but it would hardly be fair to the girl to make a judgment call like this without first having actively explored each and every possible use of said breasteses, and made that determination based on actual case study, and cold hard facts.

 

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I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big.

 

 

Well, maybe there is, and maybe there isn't,

 

but it would hardly be fair to the girl to make a judgment call like this without first having actively explored each and every possible use of said breasteses, and made that determination based on actual case study, and cold hard facts.

 

 

I didnt say Id push her out of bed, I'm just saying more than a handfull is too much like work!

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I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big.

 

I didn't say Id push her out of bed, I'm just saying more than a handful is too much like work!

 

That's one kind of "work" I doubt you will hear ANY complaints about... :yes: :rotf: :brows:

 

Too big, just right or not big enough... jpmjim's right. I would need to invest some serious time investigating exactly what was/is perfect for me.

 

CW

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