jpnjim Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after mass. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, and everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'" Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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