After Church....

[jpnjim]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after mass.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, and everyone calls him 'Father'."

 

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

 

The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

 

The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'"

 

 

 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, "Well....?"

 

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Oh My God."

[CWLONGSHOT]

I AGREE... THANK YOU Mr. PERDUE!!!

 

CW

[500 MJ]

:yes:

[STERLING STINGER]

:clapping:

[pingpong]

:banana:

[jimoshel]

She can ride in my Jeep anytime, although I'm not sure the seat will slide back far enough. :rotf:

[akamcbird]

i doubt gods got anything to do with those....

[dakal]

:idea:

[Darren]

For some reason I'm really thirsty for milk.

[dasbulliwagen]

I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big.

[jpnjim]

I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big.

 

 

Well, maybe there is, and maybe there isn't,

 

but it would hardly be fair to the girl to make a judgment call like this without first having actively explored each and every possible use of said breasteses, and made that determination based on actual case study, and cold hard facts.

 

[jimoshel]

"COLD HARD FACTS"?

[jpnjim]

"COLD HARD FACTS"?

 

:yes:

 

Purely in the name of scientific advancement, of course.

[dasbulliwagen]

I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big.

 

 

Well, maybe there is, and maybe there isn't,

 

but it would hardly be fair to the girl to make a judgment call like this without first having actively explored each and every possible use of said breasteses, and made that determination based on actual case study, and cold hard facts.

 

 

I didnt say Id push her out of bed, I'm just saying more than a handfull is too much like work!

[dakal]

ah warm milk

[CWLONGSHOT]

I hate to say it, but there really is such a thing as TOO big.

 

I didn't say Id push her out of bed, I'm just saying more than a handful is too much like work!

 

That's one kind of "work" I doubt you will hear ANY complaints about... :yes: :rotf: :brows:

 

Too big, just right or not big enough... jpmjim's right. I would need to invest some serious time investigating exactly what was/is perfect for me.

 

CW

[maddzz1]

Come on guys, the invention of fake boobs is right up there with fire and the wheel :banana:

[freakjeep93]

thats pretty awsome.