Comanche County Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 All this excitement and not one of us has come up with a plan to steal this truck. If those clowns Clooney and Pitt can knock over a Vegas Casino, we should be able to get this thing to a secure CC specific location before they even knew it was gone. We'll need: Someone with an EMP device large enough to knock out power to the neighboring three states. 24 tasers for 24 willing CC members. 2 gallons of chloroform. A giant ice cream truck (its actually an enclosed car hauler disguised as an ice cream truck, they'd never suspect it). A man named Robert Paulson and 400 lbs of human fat tissue in 55 gal drums and a bunch of big pots to cook it. An Aston Martin with the underwater package, very rare. A sonic screwdriver, available only if you know a Time Lord. Lucas McCain's modified Winchester Model 1892 (that one is for me, sorry Jim). A TT Special 650 Triumph motorcycle, they are very good for jumping over barb wire, just in case we're caught and thrown in a gulag. A birthday cake with a couple of files baked inside. A Bozo the clown costume (more on that later but its for the distraction, we'll have to flip for who has to wear it) and four bottles of Pasion Azteca, Platinum Tequila by Tequila Ley. For the celebration when we get it home, we'll all get trophies just for our game face. If I've forgotten anything let me know in person. Best to go radio silence until mission complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJRemi Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I would love to find out more details regarding the ThunderChief. Since I will be fully restoring the Street Comanche, beginning next summer, I have given serious thought to modeling it after the T.C. instead of sticking to the original Street design. I will keep it 2wd but would beef it up to look like a close relative of T.C.. Info, details, and opinions are welcomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue88Comanche Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 A sonic screwdriver, available only if you know a Time Lord. love the doctor who reference :thumbsup: didn't someone on torchwood make a sonic screwdriver? might be easier to fly to England then track down the Doctor.. thinkgeek.com sell them too.. complete with working screwdriver! :jump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCJeepMJ Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 A TT Special 650 Triumph motorcycle, they are very good for jumping over barb wire, just in case we're caught and thrown in a gulag. The obvious accessory to the bike would be a handlebar mounted minigun like in Machete. Just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Stark Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Dibs on the clown outfit. :brows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incommando Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I don't see what the fuss is about. Total poser vehicle. A "4x4" with a bunch of plastic crap that makes using 4x4 nearly unpossible without extensive damage. "YES!! Let's destroy the approach angle by slapping on some gaudy crap that assures we can't climb over a parking curb without tearing it off!!!" :roll: This was another step toward the mall-crawler era. As a 4x2, take off the ridiculous grill guard and slam it and it is light years ahead of the underwhelming Street Jeep in appearance. Jeep having made a Power Wagon-ish show car ( all go, little added show ) would have fit Jeep and me much better. To each their own. This is just my 2 cents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comanche County Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Sir, you know you'd drive it. :no: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incommando Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 ....like I stole it.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 How else could you be driving it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 A man named Robert Paulson and 400 lbs of human fat tissue in 55 gal drums and a bunch of big pots to cook it. total lolz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minion33088 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You guys saw these 236 pictures right??? https://m.facebook.com/Comancheclub/albums/10151139085403135/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You guys saw these 236 pictures right??? https://m.facebook.com/Comancheclub/albums/10151139085403135/ Why are you posting to a thread from 2011? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
895XJ Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Those pictures are rad, I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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