BLHTAZ Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 From CHEERS as explained by Cliff Clavin... "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Another couple good quotes that I found... "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armybmbsqd Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the men's room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armybmbsqd Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 WARNING TO MEN: Police warn all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is usually found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sex with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory woman administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfpdm Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Movie quote, Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls. Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted. Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink. Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86FUBAR Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Movie quote, Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls. Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted. Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink. Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER. Robin hood with kevin costner great movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86FUBAR Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 QUOTE " It tasts so good on the lips " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car RamRod Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 QUOTE " It tasts so good on the lips " old school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? Me and my brother used to think drowning in beer would be like heaven. Now he's not here...I've got two soakers, this isn't heaven...this SUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver88 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Just remember, " You don't buy beer, you only rent it.) :brows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLHTAZ Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 I have had this in my computer forever... Miracle Beer Diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aemsee Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Good one Brent :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtdesigns Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 She took that shotgun like a champ!!! One truly after my own heart..... :drool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 She took that shotgun like a champ!!! One truly after my own heart..... :drool: Get that Gal a Sammich maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COMJNUT Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 gotta find that study that beer= bigger :eek: . She would have to drink those 12 beers though to get any effects...ah I remember Manswers. hops=lupulin (from the university of wisconsin) found in most top end enhancing drugs. hops=phytoestrogen...mimics estrogen=bigger :eek: watch it for yourself: 9min 26sec to 12min http://www.spike.com/full-episode/season-2-ep-6/28707 oh BLHTAZ...do you mind if I use that vid at co4x4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtdesigns Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 ^I'm going to a feminist rally!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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