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  1. you could bend up some tubing and make your own. i did that and used an old hub.
  2. was that thing in a barn or down south all its life? that things looks perfect! :eek:
  3. show off dirty MJ???? :brows:
  4. haha, Airplane is a great movie. Not everyone finds that kind of movie funny (stupid humor) Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Hanging Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Hanging Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times. Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked? Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone $#!& again. There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
  5. that looks really, really good! who makes that front bumper?
  6. 89eliminator

    FNG

    welcome, and good find on that low mile Eliminator. got any pics? :cheers:
  7. think we can get an updated photo???? :roll:
  8. we should have random pics picked. maybe have 2 MJs of the month? I don't really know how to pick them though, maybe Pete or whoever takes on this task should draw names from a hat... oh and i think any MJ should be in the running, because its not fair to the stocker 2wd folks if there are only action shots required.
  9. hopefully a 6" tip...
  10. Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
  11. Evan: You changed your name to McLovin? Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin! Evan: The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay? So what's it gonna be? Fogell: [grinning] I am McLovin.
  12. haha, i beat you Pat 8)
  13. here you go, Joe. $4350
  14. yeah, that is whats going to kill me. my truck is towed by a diesel, and thats over $4.00 a gallon :headpop:
  15. i actually kind of like it. put a 6in lift and 33s, then i'd really like it :D
  16. Updated list IN Me (89eliminator) Jeepcomj Beaterjeep Mvusse Mini Beast JeepXJman93 (from greatlakesxj) MAYBE Lead Not Follow Pete M TNT CEThomas 92comanche4x4 Geonovast Chicofuentes0224
  17. from my favorite comedy of all time, "Dumb and Dumber" Harry: So you got fired again, eh? Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know? Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too. Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense. Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my @$$ though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred. Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon. Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week. Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out! Harry: No! Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds. Harry: No. Lloyd: Five to one. Harry: No. Lloyd: Ten to one? Harry: You're on! Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya! Harry: Nu uh! Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya. Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Mary: Really? That's strange. Harry: Yeah, we called it a bull$#!&.
  18. cool lookin pic :D
  19. yeah... he is high :D
  20. "I thought i had mono for a whole summer, turns out i was just really bored", Garth, Wayne's World
  21. "yeah, can i get a liter of cola"
  22. i seem to always get cut off, and i don't know why.
  23. http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHi ... tMonth.htm What was the #1 song on your guys/gals birthdays mine is..."If You don't Know Me By Now, by Simply Red"
  24. 89eliminator

    new decal

    my new comancheclub windshield decal, thanks Pete :D
  25. haha, awesome avatar Wade. yeah, when i think of "Number 2" i think of Austin Powers, or bathroom activities :D
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