jimoshel Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Watched a coyote chase a rabbit across the yard. They were both walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberDuck Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 :rotfl2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlee Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Haha thats good! Hotter than a 4 balled tom cat here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParadiseMJ Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Haha thats good! Hotter than a 4 balled tom cat here! I get it, it was 108 here Where is "here"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlee Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Oops, NC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW86 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 already humid as @#$% here but thats nothing new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 How hot was it? No shirt, no pants, no problemMy Reese peanut butter cups turned into Reese peanut butter shooters...I drank 'em anyway.The next book should be called 50 shades of redIts so hot out here that this cd we found on the street is sweating!My sweat started sweatingThe Devil was in Ace Hardware buying air conditionersMy golf ball stuck to the clubface upon impact.I saw Optimus Prime transform into an air conditionerMy change melted into a medallion in my purse.I just seen an elderly woman walk through the sprinklers in the garden section at Target....It's so hot today you could fry an egg on an ice cubePeople with jeeps have their tops up and ACMy balls are sticking to the side of your legIt's so hot I filled a kiddie pool with my sweatA crackhead just tried to sell me a ceiling fan..Squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nutsI watched my dog pee from the window insidePopsicles are melting in my freezer!!That the Statue of Liberty has armpit stains.I got raw footage of the devil backstroking in the baptism pool.That I just saw a group of mennonite women wearing daisy duke shorts!My pool won't be ready for another couple days... I need a pool to go to tonight.I just saw a bum with a sign that said "Will work for shade"I wish I was five so I could run through the sprinkler without looking like a freakHaving to put your phone in the fridge because it overheatedThe National Weather Service has issued a fat guy in tank top warning....It's so hot I actually felt emotionally close to our air conditioner this morning. It completes me.It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bonesIt was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody”It was so hot my cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban.Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.It feels like the devil just farted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCJeepMJ Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 How hot was it? My balls are sticking to the side of your leg Well, that's a little awkward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberDuck Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I pulled a steak out of the fridge and it was medium well before i got to the bbq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalob Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 the coyote and rabbit were sittin in the shade with my 3 dogs sippin margaritas. damn lazy slackers anyway (they ate all the damn lime popsicles too!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberDuck Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I put the truck on jackstands just to get some shade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberDuck Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 we put a sheet of plastic in theback of my brother's truck and filled the bed up with water. in hindsight, we should have done it at home, rather than at the car wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW86 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 i don't think any of us have it bad unless we're the unlucky bastards in the southwest right about now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64 Cheyenne Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 It aint even august yet... My neck of the woods its currently 88*f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted June 30, 2013 Author Share Posted June 30, 2013 88*? Want to borrow my parka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftpiercecracker1 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Baling 500 square bales in middle TN, dead calm, 97 degres in the shade, 115 in the hay loft (not joking) 85% humidity . Thats hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZRick Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 It's cooling off here, only 115 today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geonovast Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 At my last job, some days I was constantly in and out of a giant oven cooking at 160-180. At least it was dry, the whole point of it was to pull water out of styrofoam. You didn't stay in there any longer than you had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipp_m Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 It's hotter then two mice screwing in a wool sock behind the dryer.....I just got back to the VA NC border from Idaho where it didn't get above 70 the entire time I was there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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