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Actually you really can't blame the bimbo,,er,,young lady for not coming up with the correct answer. Insufficient data. No where does it give the PSI of the tires,which as we all know has a direct bearing on the rate of flow of the exhaust system which directly affects the speedometers' electronics calibration, thereby leading to a erroneous interpretation of displayed data. To know her however, is to love her. :hmm:

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Recent HS grad. Not atypical at all. Good candidate for a political aide position.

I would hire her

I bet you would. She would make a good underling for you. :rotf:

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And that fella married her? I think he's the real dummy.

 

But if they're happy, then rock on! jamminz.gif

 

Wait a minute, I married a girl who I convinced Jackalopes were real...that was long ago. She was mad as hell at me when she found out the truth.

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I bet you would. She would make a good underling for you. :rotf:

:cheers: cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig - that's the kind I like . . .

 

Wait a minute, I married a girl who I convinced Jackalopes were real...that was long ago. She was mad as hell at me when she found out the truth.

:clapping: This is my new short term goal :rotfl2:

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Yeah we saw one hanging in a bar, in my usual off handed way, I said, "yeah, I shot one of those when I was a kid, they're kinda rare, haven't seen one in the wild since, tasted like a regular rabbit though". Every time we went camping I'd tell her to be on the look out for one.

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[quote :cheers: cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig - that's the kind I like . . .

 

I'll take a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton bra. :thumbsup:

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I'll take a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton bra. :thumbsup:

Disagree. Overkill. Too much of a good thing. :eek:

What if that Bra was Chrome Plated?

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My favorite line was "my tires are pretty flat so they may not move as fast as a policeman's tires that are full."

 

I know a couple girls like her and it's a lot of fun listening to them talk about any topic where they'll take a side and defend their themselves. You eventually just learn to bite you tongue, pat them on the back and accept them for who they are.

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