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OMG OMG OMG Cloaked Alien Mothership found orbiting Mercury!


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BREAKING NEEWWWZZZZZ

 

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONE

 

Run fur yur lives!!!!!!!

 

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/my ... 43870.html

 

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Interesting find,

but I figured I'd throw this one out to some of the analytical (and less than analytical) minds here @ CC.

 

What do you think?

 

(if you haven't seen it before,

best bet is to watch it with the volume down the first time, then decide).

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For the young kids that don't know what a flame thrower is, was. Take a spark plug and fit it to the tail pipe (s) of a automobile(Hot rod) Experiment to find the best location but 6-10 inches usually about right. Hook it up to a switch in the drivers compartment attached to the secondary ignition system. When slowing down for a stop light take your foot of the gas and or pull the choke out. Choke explained in next lesson. This fills the exhaust up with unburned fuel. When the light turns green you stomp the gas pedal and flip the switch, igniting the gas collected in the exhaust. I've seen flames shoot out over 60 feet doing this. Hard on plastic grills on the car behind you. Kids. Don't try this with your dad's riding lawn mower.

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For the young kids that don't know what a flame thrower is, was. Take a spark plug and fit it to the tail pipe (s) of a automobile(Hot rod) Experiment to find the best location but 6-10 inches usually about right. Hook it up to a switch in the drivers compartment attached to the secondary ignition system. When slowing down for a stop light take your foot of the gas and or pull the choke out. Choke explained in next lesson. This fills the exhaust up with unburned fuel. When the light turns green you stomp the gas pedal and flip the switch, igniting the gas collected in the exhaust. I've seen flames shoot out over 60 feet doing this. Hard on plastic grills on the car behind you. Kids. Don't try this with your dad's riding lawn mower.

 

thought for a second you were talking about real flame throwers. struck me into remembering a quote from George Carlin...

 

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”

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I personally believe that many unmeasurable light years away, far out in the galaxy somewhere there is a laboratory conducting experiments. In the far corner of this lab is a project labeled 'project Earth'. In time they are going to receive word that their funding has been cut and something has to go. Good bye Earth.

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For the young kids that don't know what a flame thrower is, was. Take a spark plug and fit it to the tail pipe (s) of a automobile(Hot rod) Experiment to find the best location but 6-10 inches usually about right. Hook it up to a switch in the drivers compartment attached to the secondary ignition system. When slowing down for a stop light take your foot of the gas and or pull the choke out. Choke explained in next lesson. This fills the exhaust up with unburned fuel. When the light turns green you stomp the gas pedal and flip the switch, igniting the gas collected in the exhaust. I've seen flames shoot out over 60 feet doing this. Hard on plastic grills on the car behind you. Kids. Don't try this with your dad's riding lawn mower.

 

I always just killed the ignition with it in gear for a second or two then turned it back on. Helluva bang.

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