jimoshel Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I have done a lot of research on ways to improve the mileage of my MJ. Aerodynamics, streamlining, tire pressure, etc. One article gave very impressive figures on weight removal, lightening of the vehicle. I decided to try it. Getting a FSM and a set of scales I carefully evaluated the weight of every part of a Jeep Comanche Pick Up. I came to the conclusion that the engine was the heaviest part on the truck. I removed it. Eureka!, It worked. I haven't burnt a drop of gas since. For a detailed report on this astounding feat send a SASE and $20 to me, Jimoshel. Don't hold your breath waiting for a reply. :idea: :nuts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aperseghin Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I dispute this claim.. show me the data. There is none, because once the engine was removed, the "fuel"being consumed was either NONE because the care moved 0 mile and you can't devide by 0.. or the fuel being used was no longer gas, but instead caloric (as in calories burned to move the vehicle) therefore, your solution is not valid.. its exactly like a virgin saying that sexually transmitted diseases are a myth because they never got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geonovast Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 After you're here for a little while longer, you'll realize that almost everything Jim posts is a joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aperseghin Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 after a while YOU will realize that unless I'm OP, almost everything i post is sarcastic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 I dispute this claim.. show me the data. There is none, because once the engine was removed, the "fuel"being consumed was either NONE because the care moved 0 mile and you can't devide by 0.. or the fuel being used was no longer gas, but instead caloric (as in calories burned to move the vehicle) therefore, your solution is not valid.. its exactly like a virgin saying that sexually transmitted diseases are a myth because they never got one. You want data? The $20 and SASE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParadiseMJ Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 its exactly like a virgin saying that sexually transmitted diseases are a myth because they never got one. Yet a virgin (technically) COULD contract an STD. So that blows that theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 My sister got pregnant sitting on a toilet seat. :shake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiatslug87 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Jim, I have the SASE/$20 ready to go but need a mailing address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kastein Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 My sister got pregnant sitting on a toilet seat. :shake: she should learn to read, she was clearly in the wrong bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I too have contemplated removing the heaviest part to conserve fuel. so far only my MJ in GA has had that mod. and on that one we went extra crazy and pulled the trans out too. :yes: Not only am I saving lots of gas, but I'm saving tons of money on wear-n-tear and insurance too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Rubbing salt all over the body will eventually help with weight removal. (the MJ body, not your sisters' body) :wavey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbyrambler Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Jim, I have sent the money but there is a problem - Wife number 3 wrote the bank check for $2000 instead of the $20, she will be punished! - Please cash this check, written on The East Bank of the Mississippi-very reliable, into your account, please keep an extra $80 for your troubles and returning the balance of $1900-cash only. - Is thanking you. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted October 24, 2010 Author Share Posted October 24, 2010 HUH!! Must think he's dealin with some hayseed just fell off the pumpkin wagon passin thru town. Everybody knows Mississippi don't have no banks. Just levees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCARENA Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Jim, I have sent the money but there is a problem - Wife number 3 wrote the bank check for $2000 instead of the $20, she will be punished! - Please cash this check, written on The East Bank of the Mississippi-very reliable, into your account, please keep an extra $80 for your troubles and returning the balance of $1900-cash only. - Is thanking you. :D THIS SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE SCAMS FROM CRAIGSLIST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Jim, I have sent the money but there is a problem - Wife number 3 wrote the bank check for $2000 instead of the $20, she will be punished! - Please cash this check, written on The East Bank of the Mississippi-very reliable, into your account, please keep an extra $80 for your troubles and returning the balance of $1900-cash only. - Is thanking you. :D No Jim, danbyrambler is correct - no worries. The East Bank of the Mississippi is an extremely reliable bank and is located in New Hope, MS. It's tied via underground cable to the esteemed First Confederate Bank in Tuscaloosa, AL, founded during the Civil War in 1864. The FCB will stand behind any check written on it's affiliate bank in New Hope with an equal reimbursement of cotton if equitable cash assets are not available. Unfortunately, the cash isn't normally available. :( Thanks Gawd for Mississippi, the only state that makes Alabama look good. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STERLING STINGER Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 My sister got pregnant sitting on a toilet seat. :shake: :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiatslug87 Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Thanks Gawd for Mississippi, the only state that makes Alabama look good. :cheers: What? Cali doesn't make Bama look good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 What? Cali doesn't make Bama look good? In some ways. Football, taxes, and lifestyle. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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