WahooSteeler Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I didn't bother to see if this is already posted somewhere, if not, have a good read with this hilarious ad. Not a bad looking MJ either! http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/4752723771.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 nice :rotf: Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal inside you? Only one cure for that, a sick f###ing truck, a 1989 jeep comanche. Bangin' on all 6 of her deep cylinders, This dark horse will scoot you back and forth to work like a full blown go hard. Shes down to transport you and your most badass weapon through the zombie apocalypse. This is a whole new platform for droppin' panties on the boulevard while the wind is tearing through your hair screaming " I AM ALIVE!".......but hey, if you're some type of Prius driving ancraophobic a##hole, you can shut the glass, flip on the ac and hang meat in there, yeah it's that cold. She's weathered the elements for a quarter of a century and is virtually RUST FREE. She Runs like corn through a goose with only 161,xxx miles on her and There's Plenty of tread on the tires. she's also got some nice @$$ wheels on her, can't deprive a classy woman of her classy shoes. This sexy lady comes with Manual windows, manual door locks, manual sunroof, 4x4, you f###ingname it! Why would I sell it?..... Because being alive rules and I'm way too gnarly of a dude to have this badass offroad capable @$$ magnet, I see a ramp and I'm gonna hit that s##t at 200mph and do a wheelie into outer space! . I'm asking $7,300..... but a reasonable cash offer could take this bitchin' piece of sex off my hands. She comes with the original literature so there's no guess work, a quick rundown of all the stuff I put up inside her ( that's free of charge and listed below), a shop manual( if I can find it), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short discussion about the dickheads in Washington , and your choice of one of my nieces favorite coloring books. You ask me if I'd take a trade......well friend...considering all of the lame @$$ offers I've gotten this week I'll have to say no trades....I'm asking $7,300..... Cash is king and it can change the price.NOT LOOKING FOR TRADES UNLESS THEY ARE "COMPLETELY" IN MY FAVOR . Also, if you want to put some cash down and a nice hunting tool or a 2014 or newer Kawasaki kx250f, those offers are welcome.Specs:-1989 eliminator edition.... This is an auto 4x4 with bucket seats, center console, heat and AC. This truck also came with the good gauge cluster with the tachometer and not the stupid idiot lights.- 4.0 I6-aw4 auto trans-np231j transfer case-d30front axle/ d35 rear 3.55 gear-short bed-3" rough country lift-10.5x31 BFG AT tires at 85%-15" Mickey Thompson aluminum powder coated wheels.RECENTLY REPLACED:-new hubs, calipers, front pads, rear main, oil pan gasket, vacuum harness, valve cover gasket, u-joints, brake proportioning valve, distributor cab and rotor, oil filter adapter gasket, and upgraded all engine/charging system power/ground wires to copper.Things that could use some TLC include: - the sunroof latch broke and needs to be replaced, I have not had time to fix it yet but it's not a big deal. The sway bar links have worn bushings but those will be fixed this coming week. The paint has some scratches (because I use my s##t) and that's normal wear and tear, not beat to hell.GET READY FOR SNOWPOCALYPSE ROUND 2! Don't get caught in the S##t this winter, get prepared and buy a winter worthy American badass!Beat down Comanches are a dime-a-dozen and this is not one of them. Title in hand. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incommando Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Of course it has a cheap paint job that appears to conceal some issues. The r.rear flare looks to be fairly uneven front-to-rear for example, and the paint quality looks pretty low. Hell if I could buy a $1,000 truck, put $800 into it, and flip it for an asking price of $7,300 I would be tempted. But just tempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comanche County Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Was there an Eliminator model in 89'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelbyluvv Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Was there an Eliminator model in 89'? Yes there was. Onyx is a 89 Eliminator. I didn't think they came 4wd until 90 though. I could be wrong about that last part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Automan2164 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 '89 was 2WD only for Elim's. 1990 was the first year of the 4x4. Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incommando Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The interior sounds right. With 4wd conversions so easy on these maybe he doesn't know if it was 2wd originally or not as this still smells like a quick flip to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroxsteve Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I feel the same way about my truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big66440 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 " a short discussion about the dickhe@ds in Washington" and the coloring books alone are worth the asking price, Id jump on it ASAP :rotf: :yes: :laughin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftpiercecracker1 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 '89 was 2WD only for Elim's. 1990 was the first year of the 4x4. Rob My Eliminator is an 89 and a 4x4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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