Question

[jimoshel]

The last couple days I been having trouble with my back and tiring out to easily. Just wondering if their might be any medic type people here that might have a clue as to what my problem might be.

On a typical day I awake around 7. Have sex, get up and have a cup of coffee, split a half a cord of wood, go back in the house and have sex, then breakfast. Go work with the horses kills a hour or so, back in the house, have sex and another cup of Joe. Go work on a Jeep kills another hour. Back in the house, have sex and then lunch. Take a nap. Back outside and work around the shop trying to catch up on one of several projects. Carry wood into the house, water and feed the live stock and back to the house, have sex and then supper. Grab a JD and hit the puter. Knock out another chapter on a book I'm writing called "How to have wondrous experiences while enjoying the thrill of growing old." Found out the other day the GF has been putting saltpeter in my food. She mumbled something about needing rest, or a break, or something like that. Whatever. Anyway around 11 go to bed, have sex and go to sleep. My question is, do you think I'm drinking to much coffee? :dunno:

[Geonovast]

I believe every word of this.

[neohic]

Come to think of it, you had a cup of coffee in your hand when we met but I had no idea I was taking away so much of your busy day! Really makes me appreciate the time that much more. I call bull$#!& though... I don't remember seeing that much wood sitting around.

[jimoshel]

[neohic]

In that case... :bowdown:

[TylerJY]

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[mvusse]

Jim, despite what you seem to think, standing in front of the commode with your peter in your hand draining your bladder is NOT called "having sex".

[Butchershop]

Sounds like you're carrying too much WOOD in the house. Iffin ya know what'I'mean.

[COFFMAN]

Now we Know how you got your black eye

[danbyrambler]

Drinking too much of something . . . . . . Orrrr, Maybe Jim's the human FM?

 

". . . .IN AND OUT UNTIL SHE CRIED

AT LAST, AT LAST I'M SATISFIED!

BUT NOW THERE COMES THE SORROWFUL BIT

THERE WAS NO WAY OF STOPPING IT. . . . "

;)

[Pete M]

clearly the problem here is you need a gas furnace. too much time wasted choppin' up fuel.

[HOrnbrod]

Jim, despite what you seem to think, standing in front of the commode with your peter in your hand draining your bladder is NOT called "having sex".

 

:rotfl2:

 

Now we Know how you got your black eye.

 

Chunk of wood blowback while splitting?

[danbyrambler]

Jim, despite what you seem to think, standing in front of the commode with your peter in your hand draining your bladder is NOT called "having sex".

 

HUH?

 

[COFFMAN]

:rotfl2:

 

 

 

Chunk of wood blowback while splitting?

 

Was thinking the GF might of given him a back hander and told him to f#@% off

but sericosly ( made a mess of spelling that ) ( i went to the school of hard knocks by the way ) Jim you shoul try makin LOVE thats if you have the time or staying power :yes:

[HOrnbrod]

Chunk of wood blowback while splitting?

 

Read between the lines mate. :thumbsup:

[deziped]

Well he's gone and done it again. The last time he was on a binge rumor has it he didn't come home for a week until the neighbor womans husband came home and threw him out. Them bruises looked suspicious.