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Christmas song (my MJ version)


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In light of the quickly upcoming holiday, I thought it would be fun to write my own little song about my comanche. Now, I'm sure we've all heard the "rusty chevrolet" song, well this is along those lines. Sorry, you gotta remember the music to it all on your own. But, without further ado, here goes.

 

Dashing through the snow, in my good old Jeep MJ

Down the road I go, sideways all the way

I need a rear main seal

I'd like some 32 inch tires

I wouldn't mind if it sat just a little higher

 

No rust, some smoke, cause the seal is broke

The oil just drips away

I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray

The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA

Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ

 

I went to the liquor store, to pick up a case of beer

The backend just passed up the left front tire, it's time to counter-steer

Sideways down the highway, right past a local cop

I had to let off the brake, to get the truck to stop

 

No rust, some smoke, cause the seal is broke

The oil just drips away

I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray

The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA

Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ

 

On my way to AutoZone, to pick up some parts today

Because Project X is coming soon, so stay tuned for new updates

 

Oh, thank you GIRs, this heater works

The grille is still MIA

I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray

The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA

Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ

 

 

Well, there ya have it folks, my rendition of rusty chevrolet, what ya think? I think this is what happens when I need sleep, I think too much and do crazy things.

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beeterjeep, you don't mind if i share a few do you?

 

silent night

holy night

my comanche's not new

but that's alright

 

all the money i'm saving

by not paying for a new one

goes into parts

and aftermarket fun

 

how much of a lift

can i put on it and be safe

what mods to the engine

will make it run like a raped ape

 

oh how i love having an old truck

cause if i scratch it i don't give a ____

 

here's another

 

jingle bells

off road trails

beating up my old MJ

 

snow covered parking lots

make them slick as snot

so you can do donuts all day.. hey

 

find yourself a frozen pond

and hope it's frozen thick

you slide to the middle and hear a crack

and it makes you start to get sick

 

oh what fun the winter can be

when you drive a jeep comanche

 

:cheers: merry christmas

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jamminz.gif haha those are awesome...

 

i didnt make a spoof off a christmas carrol i made a spoof off that rap song "go dj" .........i made it my own called "go tj" haha here it is..

 

 

 

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

Say go tJ, cuz that's a cuz that's my

 

 

two thousand and one, the hottest tj under the sun

I come bustin out tha fog kit, no suspension long arm kit

trakin mud on yo carpet, yo mom throw a hard fit

Pow, one to the ledge now you know its dead

Now you know I wheel it, like a pro in the game

Naw better yet a curb crawla in tha hall of fame

I got that tj, and I'm better than all the names

Ay its Cash Money tj its tha bolt on gang

Put some water in the radiator, just ta get to tha game

Wear a helmet when you bang cause we rollin mane.

Cuz the chrome is gaytastic people call me insane

That aint even a freakin brand name I got dough boy

And you already know iam pimpin that tj on

18s its how I'm livin mommy show that Bentley

Stunna my Pa so you know that's in me

Gotti my mentor so don't go there wit me

 

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

 

 

And I move like the Coupe thru traffic

Rush hour my tjs roof is absent

Ya mom present wit the music blastin

And she keep askin how it chrome if its plastic

I tell her you see if ya boy roll up, she said back and cut the wheel well

up, oh fa sho

Ay Big Mike they betta step they cj's on up

Before they step to a curb crawla son, I got a waterhose,

my 01 tj's never dirty sun, fly gizzy my opponents done, I'm done stalkin

And I aint just begun, I been rollin my tj like a balla ya chump

I fly by ya like a foreign zip, on the throttle wit a model 35 C CLIP

and some bolt on tips, uh there goes tha c clip and there goes tha

wheel here we go so hold on to this, OH S**T.

 

we rollin!

So go, so go

This is the, this is the, this is the

This is the, this is the, this is the

This is the non-starter

 

 

 

panamaredman put them gear shavings in a trash can

Leave em outside of your door I'm your trash man

I'm steady lightin up my dash and ridin in my jeep

You will need a gas mask man

You fakes, stop hidin in the grass

Sooner or later I'll cut it knock a rock and roll on my @$$ man,

You crazy people on tha highway tryin ta outta my way

While the homie here tryna get outta his driveway

I'm stayin on my grizzy I'ma bonafide hustler

Play me or play wit me then I'm gonna ram your bumper

jeepers wanna eat cuz they aint ate nothin

But jeepers wanna leave when you say you out of mustard

So I'ma walk into the restaurant alone, leavin out

Leavin behind just curb crawlers and girls

In your residents with 33s and some chrome

Like where the heck ya wheelin tonight, don't wanna roll yo!

 

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ

 

let me know what all i should change or how to make it better hahaha

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  • 6 years later...

This one didnt need a lot of mods, Dang Me by Roger Miller (the Jeep edit)

 

Well here I sit 3 feet high gettin more lift ideas

Aint nothin but a MJ fool would live like this

Out all night stranded in the wild

Woman's sittin home with a month old child

 

Dang Me, dang me

They oughta take a line to me

Tie it to the nearest treee

Woman would you weep for me

 

Just sittin round drinkin with the rest of guys

Six rounds bought and I bought five

I spent the groceries and half the rent

Just Empty Every Pocket- the jeep lament

 

So dang me, dang me

They oughta take a tow line to me

Tie it to that treee

Woman would you weep for me

 

Kuckles are red and knees turning purple

Antifreeze is sweet but not death wyrbble

Well, its my seventh out of seven jeeps

Shoulda traded it for a pistol, that son of a gun

 

I said, dang me, dang me

They oughta bring that rope out to me

I'm stuck as stuck can be

Woman would you weep for me.

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With an apology to the Irish Rovers . .

 

 

Grandma got run over by my MJ

twice after I backed up just to see

what new noise my truck was suddenly making

and why was grandpa going HEE! HEE! HEE!

 

 

We were leaving the christmas party, Grandpa said she didn't care

Was about to turn the lights on, when Grandpa yelled THAT'S ELVIS OVER THERE!

 

Turned to look where he was pointing, that's a mailbox not the king

Guess i'd better hit the light switch, it's too dark for me to see a single thing

 

 

Ohhh, Grandma got run over by my MJ

twice after I backed up just to see

what new noise my truck was suddenly making

and why was grandpa going HEE! HEE! HEE!

 

 

In the headlights there was grandma, shaking her fist as if she knew

we were headed for a strip joint, not a run for extra Coke and Mountain Dew

 

hit the brakes and nothing happened, slid forever in the snow

Grandpa said he thought we missed her, but back up anyway just so we know

 

Screaming sounds the jeep was making, as I gunned it in reverse

guess it's time to put new belts on, but maybe better check on Grandma first

 

 

Ohhhhh . . . . .

 

:thumbsup: To All, RM

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