beaterjeep Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 In light of the quickly upcoming holiday, I thought it would be fun to write my own little song about my comanche. Now, I'm sure we've all heard the "rusty chevrolet" song, well this is along those lines. Sorry, you gotta remember the music to it all on your own. But, without further ado, here goes. Dashing through the snow, in my good old Jeep MJ Down the road I go, sideways all the way I need a rear main seal I'd like some 32 inch tires I wouldn't mind if it sat just a little higher No rust, some smoke, cause the seal is broke The oil just drips away I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ I went to the liquor store, to pick up a case of beer The backend just passed up the left front tire, it's time to counter-steer Sideways down the highway, right past a local cop I had to let off the brake, to get the truck to stop No rust, some smoke, cause the seal is broke The oil just drips away I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ On my way to AutoZone, to pick up some parts today Because Project X is coming soon, so stay tuned for new updates Oh, thank you GIRs, this heater works The grille is still MIA I stomp the gas, to try to pass, and then I start to pray The front plate is bent, the floor is wet, the radio's MIA Oh what fun it is to drive this good old Jeep MJ Well, there ya have it folks, my rendition of rusty chevrolet, what ya think? I think this is what happens when I need sleep, I think too much and do crazy things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackel18 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 :clapping: That was a PERFECT way to waste some time, :cheers: now you need to make a video :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjeff87 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 You know, the only thing that makes that funnier is if you sing it in your head pretending Larry the Cable Guy is singing it..... :rotf: Good stuff beaterjeep! Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacto Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Sleep is overated! Great job on the lyrics, you had me laughing here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oizarod115 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 :rotfl2: oh, i am also guilty of singin that one in my head. :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 beeterjeep, you don't mind if i share a few do you? silent night holy night my comanche's not new but that's alright all the money i'm saving by not paying for a new one goes into parts and aftermarket fun how much of a lift can i put on it and be safe what mods to the engine will make it run like a raped ape oh how i love having an old truck cause if i scratch it i don't give a ____ here's another jingle bells off road trails beating up my old MJ snow covered parking lots make them slick as snot so you can do donuts all day.. hey find yourself a frozen pond and hope it's frozen thick you slide to the middle and hear a crack and it makes you start to get sick oh what fun the winter can be when you drive a jeep comanche :cheers: merry christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88swampedmj Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 haha those are awesome... i didnt make a spoof off a christmas carrol i made a spoof off that rap song "go dj" .........i made it my own called "go tj" haha here it is.. Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ Say go tJ, cuz that's a cuz that's my two thousand and one, the hottest tj under the sun I come bustin out tha fog kit, no suspension long arm kit trakin mud on yo carpet, yo mom throw a hard fit Pow, one to the ledge now you know its dead Now you know I wheel it, like a pro in the game Naw better yet a curb crawla in tha hall of fame I got that tj, and I'm better than all the names Ay its Cash Money tj its tha bolt on gang Put some water in the radiator, just ta get to tha game Wear a helmet when you bang cause we rollin mane. Cuz the chrome is gaytastic people call me insane That aint even a freakin brand name I got dough boy And you already know iam pimpin that tj on 18s its how I'm livin mommy show that Bentley Stunna my Pa so you know that's in me Gotti my mentor so don't go there wit me Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ And I move like the Coupe thru traffic Rush hour my tjs roof is absent Ya mom present wit the music blastin And she keep askin how it chrome if its plastic I tell her you see if ya boy roll up, she said back and cut the wheel well up, oh fa sho Ay Big Mike they betta step they cj's on up Before they step to a curb crawla son, I got a waterhose, my 01 tj's never dirty sun, fly gizzy my opponents done, I'm done stalkin And I aint just begun, I been rollin my tj like a balla ya chump I fly by ya like a foreign zip, on the throttle wit a model 35 C CLIP and some bolt on tips, uh there goes tha c clip and there goes tha wheel here we go so hold on to this, OH S**T. we rollin! So go, so go This is the, this is the, this is the This is the, this is the, this is the This is the non-starter panamaredman put them gear shavings in a trash can Leave em outside of your door I'm your trash man I'm steady lightin up my dash and ridin in my jeep You will need a gas mask man You fakes, stop hidin in the grass Sooner or later I'll cut it knock a rock and roll on my @$$ man, You crazy people on tha highway tryin ta outta my way While the homie here tryna get outta his driveway I'm stayin on my grizzy I'ma bonafide hustler Play me or play wit me then I'm gonna ram your bumper jeepers wanna eat cuz they aint ate nothin But jeepers wanna leave when you say you out of mustard So I'ma walk into the restaurant alone, leavin out Leavin behind just curb crawlers and girls In your residents with 33s and some chrome Like where the heck ya wheelin tonight, don't wanna roll yo! Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ Say go tJ, cuz that's a tJ let me know what all i should change or how to make it better hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbyrambler Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 BUMP :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakedoc67 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 This one didnt need a lot of mods, Dang Me by Roger Miller (the Jeep edit) Well here I sit 3 feet high gettin more lift ideas Aint nothin but a MJ fool would live like this Out all night stranded in the wild Woman's sittin home with a month old child Dang Me, dang me They oughta take a line to me Tie it to the nearest treee Woman would you weep for me Just sittin round drinkin with the rest of guys Six rounds bought and I bought five I spent the groceries and half the rent Just Empty Every Pocket- the jeep lament So dang me, dang me They oughta take a tow line to me Tie it to that treee Woman would you weep for me Kuckles are red and knees turning purple Antifreeze is sweet but not death wyrbble Well, its my seventh out of seven jeeps Shoulda traded it for a pistol, that son of a gun I said, dang me, dang me They oughta bring that rope out to me I'm stuck as stuck can be Woman would you weep for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 An' I thought i was the only one did that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbyrambler Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 With an apology to the Irish Rovers . . Grandma got run over by my MJ twice after I backed up just to see what new noise my truck was suddenly making and why was grandpa going HEE! HEE! HEE! We were leaving the christmas party, Grandpa said she didn't care Was about to turn the lights on, when Grandpa yelled THAT'S ELVIS OVER THERE! Turned to look where he was pointing, that's a mailbox not the king Guess i'd better hit the light switch, it's too dark for me to see a single thing Ohhh, Grandma got run over by my MJ twice after I backed up just to see what new noise my truck was suddenly making and why was grandpa going HEE! HEE! HEE! In the headlights there was grandma, shaking her fist as if she knew we were headed for a strip joint, not a run for extra Coke and Mountain Dew hit the brakes and nothing happened, slid forever in the snow Grandpa said he thought we missed her, but back up anyway just so we know Screaming sounds the jeep was making, as I gunned it in reverse guess it's time to put new belts on, but maybe better check on Grandma first Ohhhhh . . . . . :thumbsup: To All, RM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComancheKid45 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Some good stuff in here! Haha RIP JOE (Beaterjeep) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbyrambler Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Welll - - Did you know Tiny Tim was into 4.0 MJs? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXh4Z6GTx50 :thumbsup: & God bless us everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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danbyrambler Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 BUMP :thumbsup: TO ALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdriver1 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Great stuff guys ---- Merry Christmas to all :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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