mjeff87 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I swear I'm not making this up. Stopped by the local gas station to pick up the newspaper on my way into work this morning, and noticed a TJ at the pump and a smoking hot blond walking from it toward the door of the station. I hold the door open for her, she goes in and right up to the register as I get my paper. When it's her turn, she asks the attendant if he has anything she can use to get her keys out of her LOCKED Jeep outside.......she says she has the window open but can't reach the keys in the ignition. The TJ had a soft top on it. I giggled as I got in my TJ and drove away. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incommando Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Maybe it is less a blonde thing and more a TJ owner thing....(ducking) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyleag89 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Why didn't you help her out!? :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87'ComancheLaredo Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 haha. thats hilarious but i can't really laugh, i mean, it wouldnt have occurred to me that it had a soft top on it lol. sometimes you just forget the simplest things. :dunce: ive been thereeee plenty of times :doh: -jamie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geonovast Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJRemi Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Drive by on your way home after work and see if she's still there. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Stone Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 uhhhhhhhhhhh?????????????????? HELLO!!!!!!!! :nuts: HOT+JEEP+BLONDE+NEED HELP= FUN...... :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpnjim Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Back in the CJ days you could've just stuck your key in the lock and likely popped it for her. I swear they only had like 10 different combo's back then. Dumb or not, you should've unzipped her softtop for her just to watch her climb in. :drool: :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjeff87 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 I was gonna help her, but...... I was laughing to myself so much I didn't think I could keep a straight face. The register attendant gave her the only thing she could think of, which was an extra winsheild squeegie thingy. Hillarity then ensued :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostissues Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Dumb or not, you should've unzipped her softtop for her... and then unzipped the top on her jeep! bah-zing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrawombat Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Back in the CJ days you could've just stuck your key in the lock and likely popped it for her.I swear they only had like 10 different combo's back then. Dumb or not, you should've unzipped her softtop for her just to watch her climb in. :drool: :ack: There are so many innuendo's in this post, I don't know where to start :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpnjim Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Back in the CJ days you could've just stuck your key in the lock and likely popped it for her.I swear they only had like 10 different combo's back then. Dumb or not, you should've unzipped her softtop for her just to watch her climb in. :drool: :ack: There are so many innuendo's in this post, I don't know where to start :D :jump: even made me laugh re-reading it. :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loi Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 i was riding back from bfe pennsylvania - motorcycle - to dc mid summer and pulled into a gas station to get some gas. as i got off the bike a newer model ford suv pulled in facing my bike at the pump next to mine. a typically attractive girl got out, not blond, and started to pump gas. i told her her blinker fluid was low. she looked at me like i was retarded, and i pointed at her left front blinker and said you are running low on blinker fluid. she looked at it, and it was filled about 3/4 of the way with water. it wasnt cracked or damaged in anyway visible, but was clearly full of water. she was like wtf.... and i got my gas and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sam Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Back in the CJ days you could've just stuck your key in the lock and likely popped it for her.I swear they only had like 10 different combo's back then. Dumb or not, you should've unzipped her softtop for her just to watch her climb in. :drool: :ack: There are so many innuendo's in this post, I don't know where to start :D Inherendo....... :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinkrun Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Maybe if you would have helped her unbutton her Jeep top she would have let you unbutton her other top :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Stone Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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