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Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.

 

Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!

 

My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks.

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smokey and the bandit

 

 

i find it hard to talk to you wanette espacily when you have thos things in your hair

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I only take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only.

Bandit to the runaway bride Frog, Smokey and the Bandit jamminz.gif (filmed not far from where I grew up and live)

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"Funny, I don't remember that corner."

 

 

"I'm gonna need a car to run blocker; a speedy car; speedier."

 

 

"Would a cop sitting on the side of the road taking a leak interest you?"

"He's taking a 10-100."

"Well, better than a 10-200."

 

 

"I'm going, I'm going, I got the metal to the pedal and the thingy to the floor"

 

 

"Snowman, what's your 20?"

"Oh, about mile marker 75."

"Well son of a gun, so am I."

 

 

"I can't lie to you sheriff, you're too good a man. Take a look over your right shoulder. We're headed up to Boston for some clam chowder; HOW BOUT IT?"

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Here, let me wipe that off for you.

 

Much obliged.

 

Whatcha in such a hurry for sheriff? You chasin somebody? Somebody chasin you?

 

Ain't nobody chasing me boy!

 

What is it, bankrobbers? Are they bankrobbers or something?

 

Bank robbers?! Bank robbers??!! Bank robbin's BABY $#!& alongside what this doood's doing!! Almost killed 20 fellow law officers. Got a girl in the car, ain't got permission, that's kidnapping! Took her across state lines, that's a Mann Act!

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see son old legends never die thay just get fat

 

looks like a legend and an out of work bum look alot alike to me daddy

 

must be a rear bare trying to get a size 36 extra fat and a 12 dwarf

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