jtdesigns Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 :clapping: Image Not Found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookspanS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now...what do I win?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deziped Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 You won a date with the fat lady with the oxygen tank & in case she runs out air her skank daughter with the hair lip for a back up. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjcrazy09 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 If i have to go to walmart during the holiday season, I'm so taking this with me ! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui Gon-Jinn Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 For the Free Square.. I have the solution. First.. Get a cart.. it could be your only form of defense... and.. it can carry all your "Made in China" loot. Next.. Place your foot (right or left.. but not both) on the bar that runs across the bottom of the cart. Then.. with great force.. Grab the handles and Pull back.. then let go.. The Cart(Buggy if you so choose to call it that) will then slam to the floor with a BIG bang.. people will take notice.. if not.. repeat as needed. Also if in a location where applicable.. Loudly say "So I was talking to Bob.. You know him.. he works with me at the Immigration Office".. Will clear 2-3 aisles in record time. Personally.. I do my wal-mart shopping at 2-3am.. Only pot heads and insomniacs at that time.. and the leave me alone being as I am 6'4" and 340lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingpong Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 WOW I went to Wal-mart the other day and I think I saw all of the items listed except the guy missing a limb :eek: The one good thing about Walmart is.. when they lowered their prices on LCD tv's eveyone else did too :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 dunno.. haven't been in a Walmart in over 5 years...not one local... I lose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I like to add stuff to peoples carts. If I see an 80 year old woman looking at hair nets, I will throw a box of condoms into her cart. The guy with the mullet driving the tow truck that has 4 slabs of ribs and 3 cases of PBR, he gets a box of tampons. That cute girl who wears the sweat pants with the writing on her butt, she gets a mulit colored pack of mens briefs. You get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Image Not Found Ain't that the truth. The only reason I go in there is to buy fishing lures. The fish don't give a dayem if what they try to eat is made in China or Bangladesh. Our local Walmart is like going to a Redneck zoo...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbhill Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 taht is freaking awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Beer and Diapers! I have my own square! As far as the oblivious person in the free square...I get road rage when I get behind the controls of a shopping cart....I've nudged other carts out of the way, and t-boned a couple that came out of the aisle in front of me as I was walking. I make haste. Also, a guy I used to work for HATES wal-mart, so he told his wife that if she ever made him go, he'd act retarded. She made him go, he drug one leg, stuck one arm to his chest, crossed eyed and drooling as soon as they got inside :drool: ....she never made him go again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
project88mj Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 so I'm 20 (in january) last week i got kicked out of wallmart for finding the tricycles to act as the horses swimming noddles as a lance and football helmtes to protect both the braincells i got left and had a moddern day joust management didnt like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 so I'm 20 (in january) last week i got kicked out of wallmart for finding the tricycles to act as the horses swimming noddles as a lance and football helmtes to protect both the braincells i got left and had a moddern day joust management didnt like that Your parents must be so proud... :clapping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
project88mj Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 sure I'm gatting a collage edgeimacation I'm majoring in recreation and home-party-enginering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 sure I'm gatting a collage edgeimacation I'm majoring in recreation and home-party-enginering The Future Leaders of America... :USAflag: Just bustin your stones... I was asked to leave more than one place like Wally World when I was your age too...young wippersnapper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 sure I'm gatting a collage edgeimacation I'm majoring in recreation and home-party-enginering The Future Leaders of America... :USAflag: Just bustin your stones... I was asked to leave more than one place like Wally World when I was your age too...young wippersnapper... Ahhh, Wade, that's not fair. Zoolander is actually a very mature and responsible person, as he showed in his respect for the environment whilst bashing multipurposemj for his "a bit too narrow" trail run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
project88mj Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 what the heck enough with zoolander :shake: i really set myself for that didnt i :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
project88mj Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Ahhh, Wade, that's not fair. Zoolander is actually a very mature and responsible person, as he showed in his respect for the environment whilst bashing multipurposemj for his "a bit too narrow" trail run. :agree: thanks i know that somewhere deep inside you really ment that complament :clapping: :yes: :D :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicofuentes0224 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I really don't know why you guys have to make fun of us rednecks all the time. Edit: I can't go to Wal-Mart because of the "Made in China" thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver88 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I usually go to Wally World after work when I'm on night turn. Like Larry the Cable Guy said, It's like Monty Python's Ministry of silly walks in there". :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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