With an apology to the Irish Rovers . .
Grandma got run over by my MJ
twice after I backed up just to see
what new noise my truck was suddenly making
and why was grandpa going HEE! HEE! HEE!
We were leaving the christmas party, Grandpa said she didn't care
Was about to turn the lights on, when Grandpa yelled THAT'S ELVIS OVER THERE!
Turned to look where he was pointing, that's a mailbox not the king
Guess i'd better hit the light switch, it's too dark for me to see a single thing
Ohhh, Grandma got run over by my MJ
twice after I backed up just to see
what new noise my truck was suddenly making
and why was grandpa going HEE! HEE! HEE!
In the headlights there was grandma, shaking her fist as if she knew
we were headed for a strip joint, not a run for extra Coke and Mountain Dew
hit the brakes and nothing happened, slid forever in the snow
Grandpa said he thought we missed her, but back up anyway just so we know
Screaming sounds the jeep was making, as I gunned it in reverse
guess it's time to put new belts on, but maybe better check on Grandma first
Ohhhhh . . . . .
:thumbsup: To All, RM