Lenard

Pretty cool. looks pretty out there. how many acres you all got?

Pretty sure I told you. :hmm: Come on out whenever, I don't do much. maybe you did, hell i don't know, i forget about 95% of everything that i hear,just ask my Dad he'll tell ya :yes: sometime when i got a free weekend (not full of schoolwork) and its warmer than like 2 degrees, ill head down thata way.

very nice. but i got a bone to pick with you....why didnt you tell me you had the mjs down here?? :hmm: maybe i missed a thread on here....but now that i know you got em here, ill have to come and see em :D

i got an 88 like yours with auto, tried replacing my TCU with one out of a H.O., didnt work. :doh: (i could manually shift it, but put it in drive it would start in 3rd) so if you have a renix and go with the AW-4 make sure everything you get is renix.

got alternator and alt bracket replaced tonight. after its been sitting for a week, only took 2 hours! :fs1: but with it being below 20 and winds blowing out the wahzoo and its snowing real good so i guess thats not to bad. :D

Aint that the truth though? :rotf: :rotf:

maybe you should of looked in the car to see if anyone needed help....then look for money!!!!!! :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: i looked in the car, checked glove box see who it was licensed to . i just wanted the son of a b*@$£ outa the road it was in the way.

I know thanks alot Squeegy :D this is what I'm gonna have to do :wall: :rotf: :rotf:

tell a joke to couple of people standing in front of you, some of them laugh, then one guy pipes up and starts calling bull $#!& because he starts breaking it down, analyzing and saying well that ain't true, and this ain't true. blah blah...it just kinda ruins the whole point of telling a joke. just go with it, laugh, don't laugh, move on. jpnjim and jimosel I'm not trying to be a smartazz or anything, I'm sure I'm coming off that way though, but I'm just saying :D :cheers: :cheers:

ok come on guys, it was meant to be something to read and laugh about, true or false don't matter, no need to be a bunch of party poopers here.

this was way to funny not to pass on!! We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city.. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover. Time stood still. The first thing I notice is my p*cker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine. It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of poop lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses. Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand. At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences.....but Dad always had those pieces of poop chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled. This one I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas. Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think 'Oh God please die... Pleeeeaze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner's right foot. So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day......he left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created. I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire...I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire. Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things: 1- Three of my teeth seem to have melted. 2- I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right). 3- Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think. 4- My left eye will not open. 5- My right eye will not close. 6- The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that. 7- My nuts are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long. 8- I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don't understand this???).. That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things.. I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow. The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.

Checked oil, Checked tire pressure, aired up tire that was low, (ill get that fixed one of these days), took it for a spin, found a stolen car, well...not really find it, it was just kinda sitting right there in the middle of the road, couldn't miss it. I called Dispatch and reported it, came by later and I'm pretty sure they (Deputy and Investigator) were pulling drugs outa the trunk. Not sure but it was a white powder substance in a clear baggy. :dunno:

:agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: never know when you might need something

i know what it means I'm just being :smart: :D what do they call it up north?

those little Samurai's are awesome! there is a group of guys here in my town that have a whole bunch of them. they have them built up for rock crawling, muding, and trail rigs. those things go where a Jeep could only dream of going. i know i know I'm a traitor for saying that but oh well....sorry guys :oops: :cheers: :cheers:

That's a legitimate Bama-speak contraction Jim. Perfectly legal. A few other examples include: we all - we'uns he is - haze I have - Ah've that there - attair isn't it? - idinit? much obliged - muchablige over there - ovair tire irons - tar arns did you hear? - ju-here? what the hell is Bama??

it is very annoying! :fs1: whenever i go to the JY and am taking a dash or whatever a part i try not to tear up the parts that i don't need, sometimes it happenes, but i don't just go ape $#!& on the cars. next time I'm there and i see someone doing that sort of crap, I'm going to find out what there after, and when they get what they want, i will smash it, break it, tear it, rip it, scratch it, ect.... then tell em next time try to be a little less of an a$$hole to everybody else that wanted what they tore up :rant:

ive seen it twice now. first 3D ever. i agree with you 87warrior good graphics and everything but it was predictable. got to ask whats wrong with using U.S. uniforms? hometree in the movie....when i saw that all i could think was how much wood that was to cut up.... :D

Not really. Either job can kill you in an instant. true but I'm not real big on the whole military thing so.... no offense to those who are or have served for this country, i just don't want any part of the military life.

very true. you going to try for full time job as a firefighter?

firefighting sounds more fun than military :roll:

when i had my wreck i found out how tough a jeep was. i sure was proud when they pronounced the ford ranger totaled after i hit it. :yes: i hit him in the back with the front of my truck, and he still had more damage :clapping:

whatever. its enough for me. why don't you go back to your cheese state that way you can't complain about how little of snow we get :D :rotf:

my vote is restore. it looks like there is not a lot to do on the restoring side. i like the looks of a lifted truck with tires and all that other goodies, but this sounds like a nice ride, and i know there can't be that many more of ones like that in that condition with that low of miles.

so i decided to go drive around in the woods and see how deep the snow was in the trees 8) and took some pictures for you all to enjoy....or hate :brows: ya i know the snow don't look that deep, we have had close to a foot but its all been blown around and in 5' drifts. Christmas eve night had about 1/2" of ice, then 3-4" of snow on top with major wind blowing it everywhere (you think it was Kansas around here with all the wind :rotfl2: ), 2 days later another 4" of snow, couple days of 30 degree weather and sunshine stuff started to melt down and settle a little, then it dropped to single digits and yesterday another 3" of snow, and more to come on Wednesday, AND this weekend we are supposed to have record lows, with wind chills of -30 :fs1: which is not common for this area. :rant: of course got to have the CC sticker in one picture :D