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Where's all my Black and Gold bretheren? Here's to ya :cheers:

 

 

 

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her

class that she is a Patriots fan.

 

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are

Patriots fans.

 

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises

their hand except one little girl.

 

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'

 

'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.

 

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a

Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?'

 

'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

 

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell

are you a Steelers fan?'

 

'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so

I'm a Steelers fan too!'

 

'Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no

reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like

your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your

dad were a moron, what would you be then?'

 

'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'

 

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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan,

and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who

loves his team more.

 

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the

Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

 

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!'

and throws himself off the mountain.

 

The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team.

 

He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off

the mountain.

 

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A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Browns

fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Orange & Brown

shirt.

 

He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just

missing them.

 

One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he

would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where

are you going, Father?'

 

'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles

down the road,' replied the priest.

 

'Climb in, Father. I'l l give you a lift!' The priest climbed

into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

 

Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road,

and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he

swerved back onto the road just in time.

 

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still

heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced

in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

 

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and

said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns fan.'

 

'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'

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