54bobby Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 New Scam Warning: Men are the Target! Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it....A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th & 17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart. So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeepcoMJ Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 YAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbie95 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 this made me laugh so hard... made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Well, 54Bobby. I don't know what yer doin wrong but I never have that problem. After the preliminaries while heading to Micky D they're all over me all right. However when they get down to the crotch area all i hear is a loud "Oh my gawd" Then it's over to the side of the road and play time. Then they leave. Not only is my wallet still in tact but usually there's a couple bucks more in it than there was before. Also a phone number. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54bobby Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 :banana: :banana: Well, 54Bobby. I don't know what yer doin wrong but I never have that problem. After the preliminaries while heading to Micky D they're all over me all right. However when they get down to the crotch area all i hear is a loud "Oh my gawd" Then it's over to the side of the road and play time. Then they leave. Not only is my wallet still in tact but usually there's a couple bucks more in it than there was before. Also a phone number. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftpiercecracker1 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 First i was thinking Oh sh*t, I work at Lowes. What the hell is going on that i don't know about. Then i read the rest of it and started both laughing and crying at the same time, because i have never had the pleasure of being roped into this horrible terrible scam and i live and go to college. :cry: But ya know, I guess it would be kinda of difficult anyway, seeing as the MJ is a single cab. I guess some people get to have all the fun. EDIT: Hey, Jimoshel how bout sharing some of them phone numbers?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJRemi Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I think Jim is the love child of The Most Interesting Man in the World and Chuck Norris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I think Jim is the love child of The Most Interesting Man in the World and Chuck Norris! Naw, Jim is older than both of them. He's probably their father and taught them all they know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimoshel Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 BINGO ! We have a winner. Please pay the taxes on the prize before claiming it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hassyfoto Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 :brows: :laughin: :laughin: :laughin: :laughin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroNautical Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 heh, heh.... alllright.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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