24 REASONS YOU MAY BE A JEEPER

[mjeff87]

Credit goes to Jim Blair (carnuck) for this one. I'm partial to #'s 10 and 11 :-D

 

24 REASONS YOU MAY BE A JEEPER

 

1. A new dent in the sheet metal actually fixed another dent, or it just

added some character.

 

2. You know at least 3 800 numbers to aftermarket off-road business by

heart.

 

3. You are on a first name basis with the guys at every local auto parts

store in town.

 

4. You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not

broken.

 

5. You have a monetary equivalent of a Mercedes Sedan invested into your

Jeep, but it still looks like crap.

 

6. You consider starting a vehicle five times in any given minute routine.

 

7. You own a vehicle, which now weighs 1000 lbs. more than when it came off

the showroom floor.

 

8. You look for jeeps in everything, and try to figure out the year and

model.

 

9. You are the type of person who goes crazy if you sit in a highway traffic

jam more than 5 minutes, yet you can spend six hours driving one and a half

miles and consider it to be a form of relaxation.

 

10. You'll stop and look at any old rust heap thinking parts vehicle.

 

11. The weatherman says "Stay in, it's dangerous" and you think " time to go

wheeling."

 

12. You are happy that you can't use 1st gear on the street.

 

13. A military convoy passes by and you only look at the axles, tires, and

antennas.

 

14. You have enough straps, chains, rope, ets. in your Jeep to keep the

Queen Mary docked during a hurricane.

 

15. You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just for transportation.

 

16. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.

 

17. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you get out and b*@$£ slap

the driver.

 

18. You have a high water mark in the inside of your Jeep.

 

19. You use the ice scraper on the inside of the windshield.

 

20. The AAA guy breaks down, you stop and fix his problem and get back on

the road.

 

21. You'll drive 2 days at 600 miles a day so you can spend 2 more days

driving 3 miles per day.

 

22. You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.

 

23. You spend more time deciding which $3.00 bushing to use than you do on

personal hygiene.

 

24. You are sitting here reading this while your wife/husband is waiting for

you in bed.

[pingpong]

Yeah I might have a problem then

[whowey]

Umm, 21 out of 24. I think I had better get working.

[attaboybob]

that's great mjeff!

thanks for sharing :D

 

...BOB

 

I heard Jeepin is the journey, the destination is only an excuse.

[ComancheKid45]

Thats Awesome.....i go along w\ atleast a few of em 8)

[DirtyComanche]

13. A military convoy passes by and you only look at the axles, tires, and

antennas.

 

Definatly do that. Over christmas I was out of town and a bunch of 2.5ton military stuff went by, I was totally going "mmm, rockwells'.

[Stumpy]

25. You drive past a wooded area and wonder what kind of trail there could be.

 

 

9a. as you sit in the traffic jam you wish the median was more of a challenge so you could bust a u-turn through it. hehe

 

funny part is i can see myself doing all of these or thinking them... :lol: