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Blood will be spilled. I would hide in the back and look for any vehicles passing with a white paint exchange at that level. Then jump out onto their hood ninja style, hang from their wipers as they made many dangerous maneuvers to shake me, reach around to the ignition to pull the keys to stop the vehicle, chase them down through a gritty alley jumping over the trash cans they knock over as they run, catch up to them as they reached a fence, tear them off it, toss them to the ground, wrestle myself on top of them, grab them by the neck, ask for identification and their insurance information, an explanation, and most importantly, an apology.

 

For starters anyhow.

Rob

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Well I know which place I was at today that I didn't back in,.. There was only one so I am off in the AM to return to the shop with a measuring tape, camera looking for a blue mirror with white paint on it,..

 

Once I find the culprit I will confront them , if they deny an act like an a$$ I ale the photos and all the info to the police and file it as a hit and run,..

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Bird strike?

 

Just to lighten things up a bit, this past summer while traveling around lake superior on the bike with the mrs., our buddies were in front of us on their bike and passed 3 turkeys.

2 of them started to fly and then the 3rd one decided to join them. Of course they went right in our path.

 

I saw them just in enough time to decide that the 3rd one wasn't going to make it. I had just enough time to hit the brakes and kind of hunker down and hold on and I heard thump.

 

He hit the windshield. After the wife realized we weren't dead, she started cracking up. "We just got run over by a turkey", she giggled.

 

We were lucky as the only damage was a scratched up windshield. I didn't look back, but assume the bird was toast. :eek:

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