WISCONSIN Funny (Two Duck Hunters)

[Rokhound]

Two Duck Hunters

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE

STORY....HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

 

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of

$560.00).

 

He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter...and of

course, all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with

their GUNS, a DOG....and of course, the new NAVIGATOR. They decide they want

to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus

on....something for the decoys to float on.

 

Now, making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is

going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.

 

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a

short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip

on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming

toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:

they light the 40 second fuse, then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the

stick of dynamite as far away as possible. >>

 

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the

GUNS, and the DOG...???

 

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING;

especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off

across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with

the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

 

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their

necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog

to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.

 

One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun

is loaded with #8 bird shot....hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The

dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot,

and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused....and of

course terrified...thinking these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog

takes off to find cover.......UNDER the brand new

Navigator.

 

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the

truck touches the dog's rear end. He yelps, drops the dynamite under the

truck and takes off after his master.

 

Then ' '' '' '' '' ' BOOOOOOOOOOOOM '' '' '' '' '' ! ! ! !

 

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake...leaving the

two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this just happened' looks on

their faces.

 

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use

of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make

the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

 

WHICH ONLY GOES TO PROVE::::"YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID"!!

[89eliminator]

stupid cheeseheads...o wait i r one

[Rokhound]

i just thought it was funny and thought I would share.

[89eliminator]

how did you hear it on a WI radio station? were you up here on vacation or something.

[Rokhound]

no i got it in an email. So it is true :roll:

[jtdesigns]

:roll:

[JeeperjohnfromPA]

Too Bad Nobody got it on VIDEO!

[WahooSteeler]

It's a great story but a bogus one......... :chillin:

 

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

[Eliminator89]

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.