64 Cheyenne Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 One night a police officer was staking out a rowdy NDN bar in Montana (Jimtown) for possible NDN DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a Cheyenne Man stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different NDN rides with tribal tags before he found his Cheyenne War Pony. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other NDN’s left the bar and drove off. Finally, the Cheyenne Man started his engine, turned up his 49 Jams ( NDN party music), gave his Warrior Cry and began to drive off. The police officer was waiting for him with a smile on his face. He stopped the Cheyenne Man, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test, which read 0.00 The pissed off officer demanded to know how that could be. The Cheyenne Man replied with a smile on his face & laughingly said “Ennniit...., well I guess officer, tonight I pulled a Sunday on you and I’m the designated NDN decoy.” :rotf: Jimtown Bar, Lame Deer MT :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 NDN? Is that more politically correct than Indian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogmorgo Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 NDN is likely what the kool kats are kalling themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64 Cheyenne Posted March 19, 2013 Author Share Posted March 19, 2013 Yup, NDN, indian slang for....indian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86customanche Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 :rotf: Not a bad idea, might have to try it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOrnbrod Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Are any of the police NDNs? If not there should be as an NDN policeman wouldn't fall for the decoy trick. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64 Cheyenne Posted March 19, 2013 Author Share Posted March 19, 2013 Off duty Indian police man probably was the decoy :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Dude Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 As I once heard that story, the guy called himself the DD - designated decoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaquaro Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 DD=Drunk Driver :group beer: or Designated Driver :rolleyes: or Designated Decoy :teehee: or Very ,very large Breasts :jump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbyrambler Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 As I once heard that story, the guy called himself the DD - designated decoy! Yep - First time I heard this urban legend was back in the early '70s :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvd Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 DD in my part of the world is dunkin donuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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