jimoshel Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the @$$ are interchangeable.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftpiercecracker1 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Good stuff jim, good stuff. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minuit Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Very true! :rotf: Another good one Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainman Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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86customanche Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 :rotf: excellent as always jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny quest Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 thats a good way to start a monday, thanks jim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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