Visit to the White House...

[jpnjim]

One sunny day in January, 2013

an old man approached the White House from

across Pennsylvania Avenue ,

where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He

spoke to the U.S. Marine standing

guard and said, "I would like to go in and

meet with President Obama."

 

The Marine looked at the man

and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer

president and no longer resides

here."

 

The old man said, "Okay",

and walked away.

 

The following day, the same man

approached the White House and said to the

same Marine, "I would like

to go in and meet with President Obama."

 

The Marine again told the man,

"Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no

longer president and no longer

resides here."

 

The man thanked him and, again,

just walked away.

 

The third day, the same man approached

the White House and spoke to the very

same U.S. Marine, saying

"I would like to go in and meet with President

Obama."

 

The Marine, understandably agitated

at this point, looked at the man and

said, "Sir, this is the

third day in a row you have been here asking to

speak to Mr. Obama. I've

told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the

president and no longer resides

here. Don't you understand?"

 

The old man looked at the Marine

and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love

hearing it."

 

The Marine snapped to attention,

saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

[kro10000]

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

[Silver88]

That's funny right there. :jump:

[WBKrazy]

haha nice.... another one i saw is:

 

how to delete barack obama:

 

1. every morning when you turn your computer on, create a new file named "barack obama".

2. place the file in the recycle bin.

3. delete the file. when you go to delete it, your computer will ask "are you sure you want to get rid of barack obama?"

4. click yes.

5. repeat until you feel better.

:rotf:

[SW86]

haha! :clapping:

[kyleag89]

:rotf:

[dakal]

haha :rotf: vote them out.

[btm24]

Yes! ive passed this on so many times allready :clapping:

 

Brandon

[87Warrior]

Like em or not, I thought once you are president you are always referred to as 'President whatshisname'.

 

Granted that would have made the story a bit complicated.

:jump:

[Incommando]