Mature, but humerous, subject

[jimoshel]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt

to spice up her dead sex-life.

 

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa

opposite her husband.

 

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till

her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

 

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

 

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."

:clapping:

[kro10000]

:clapping:

[-600JeepMJ]

:doh: :needpics: of the cat

[jpnjim]

I thought the wife was going to say:

"you want some of this?"

 

and then he would respond

"hell no,

look what it did to your underwear"

 

:thumbsup:

[Akula69]

:clapping: :yes:

[Eagle]

Where's the "mature" part?

 

And where's the "humorous" part?

[Sir Sam]

[DJM/78]

Where's the "mature" part?

 

And where's the "humorous" part?

 

Humorous part = Imagination !

 

Mature part = No pics !

[jimoshel]

I'm a gud spelur. I just kant tipe.