Sir Sam Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 This is how it really happened: By melindataub | Published: October 29, 2009 God: Gosh its dark in here. 7 days ago God: There thats better. 7 days ago God: Hey guys I'm finally on twitter! Whats up? 7 days ago God: guys? 7 days ago God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha. 7 days ago God: shut up i wasnt talking 2 you RT @Satan I TOO EXIST 7 days ago God: BOOORREEDD with endless void gonna make some stuff 7 days ago God: Hey look what I did today! Separated the darkness from the light. Universe looks like a black and white cookie. 7 days ago God: I shall call the light day and the darkness Eileen. 7 days ago God: Darkness doesnt look like an Eileen. Lets go with night 7 days ago God: Also i created heaven & earth. 7 days ago God: also i created apostrophes but I'm not gonna use them 7 days ago God: thats enough creating for now. Catch ya tomorrow 7 days ago God: RT @Satan: WHAT IS “TOMORROW” 7 days ago God: oh i forgot 2 mention i created time too. Busy day. 7 days ago God: kind of lame creating 2day. Created a firmament. Not sure what that is 6 days ago God: OMme so much 2 do 2day you guys! Got to bring 4th land from the waters AND create plants and trees. What should i do first?! 5 days ago God: should have done land first. plants sank 5 days ago God: fixed! Trees now ON TOP of land. 5 days ago God: sorry no tweets yesterday guys. Made the sun moon & stars. turned out 2 be more work than i expected. Theyre bigger than they look 3 days ago God: another busy day. Made @beastsofthesea, @birdsoftheair, and best of all: @penguins. Those turned out so well. 3 days ago God: made some more kinds of penguins. 3 days ago God: Poll: What else should i make? a. beasts of the land b. creatures in my own image c. more penguins 2 days ago God: Answer my poll! 2 days ago God: maybe it was a mistake to create the internet b4 invention of computers 2 days ago God: all right penguins it is. Yay! 2 days ago God: oops. Penguins don’t like the desert. 2 days ago God: or Indiana. 2 days ago God: or the sky. 2 days ago God: ill try the rainforest. Everything thrives in the rainforest. 2 days ago God: Not penguins. 2 days ago God: screw it. Made a bunch of other beasts of the land. Not as awesome as penguins but much less picky. 2 days ago God: also created fake fossils and planted them in the ground 2 make the earth appear much older than it is. Just a little practical joke. 2 days ago God: i need more followers. 2 days ago God: #FollowFriday @adam @eve 2 days ago God: @adam @eve I am the LORD your God who separated the light from the darkness. You shall have no other God before me for I am the LORD your Go 2 days ago God: $%ing character limits. Point is, yay! I made you! Hi! Do what i say. 2 days ago God: @adam: such as #noteatingapples. 2 days ago God: @adam what do u mean why? Because I'm ur god and i said so. 2 days ago God: @adam why r u bugging me about this? u can have all the mangoes u want and theyre way better. 2 days ago God: @adam well youre just going to have to take my word for it. 2 days ago God: @adam WHAT is ur DAMAGE with this apple thing? Eves not tweeting about apples. Shes just off – um – 2 days ago God: @eve Hey! 2 days ago God: @adam @eve: EPIC FAIL at #noteatingapples. Both of u r BANNED 2 days ago God: so yesterday was really stressful. I'm taking a break today. No more tweets til tomorrow. 1 day ago God: Check it out, baby panda sneezing! http://tr.I'm/DsZ5 (took a break from my break to create YouTube.) 1 day ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbhill Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 :yes: :yes: :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasbulliwagen Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Saw the title and thought "here we go again!" Then I saw what was up. Good Job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakjeep93 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 rofl omg thats funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Automan2164 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Whats a twitter? :hmm: Rob L. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geonovast Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Whats a twitter? :hmm: Rob L. :D If you never ask that question, you'll never know the answer, and you'll be a much, much happier person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfreeman616 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 :agree: forget you heard about twitter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Saw the title and thought "here we go again!" Then I saw what was up. Good Job! Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunl Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 That's excellent. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sam Posted November 4, 2009 Author Share Posted November 4, 2009 Saw the title and thought "here we go again!" Then I saw what was up. Good Job! Ditto. Ya, I was thinking of the title "god twitters creation" but then I remember that thread we had a few weeks back and figured you guys would open it expecting something else, then find this, something of a punchline in and of itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oizarod115 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Saw the title and thought "here we go again!" Then I saw what was up. Good Job! Ditto. Ditto. Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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