WahooSteeler Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 ".....so what this Jefferson dude was sayin was, "hey, if we don't get ourselves a cool new set of rules, and like pronto, we'll just be bogus too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I'm kind of fond of those related to my line of work. I guess I fantasize about being able to say them someday. "What we have hee-ya joonya- is a total, lack of respect, fo da law!" or "Put your hands on the bar. Don't move. Where'd you get all this money? From your job? B.S. You're too F'in stupid to have a job." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 "I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahooSteeler Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Tracker, I was gonna hold off on posting your first one since it might be obvious w/my avatar and posted quote in my sig, but it's a great line. Not to be picky, but the exact line is "what we're dealing with here, is a COMPLETE lack of respect for the law". And the second one is Eddie Murphy in 48hrs when he's in the cowboy bar. "I'm your worst nightmare, I'm a "brotha" [sic] with a badge". Good one......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 First things first: WHERE'S YOUR S*****? [toilet] I've got a turtle-head poking out. Charming I'm not kiddin'. I've got a cr@p on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know? I'm kind of sorry for this one, but when I read it, I laughed so hard, out loud, that my coworkers came over to make sure I was OK... I wiped the tears and said that everything was cool.... SW2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyoCherokee Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 "now what we have here is a failure to communicate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 What would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, not all chicks. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 (You guys figured this out pretty fast...on our site we have been going since last year....basically it is a different type of language as Dave Simons would say.....when somebody types a movie line or song quote, you come back with another quote that would relate to it....pretty cool, gets funny sometimes too) for instance: "What's wrong with you boy?" (forrest gump) and the next post would be something like: "I was bawn wid big gums suh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 "GO AHEAD, SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 "GO AHEAD, SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!" I'm your huckleberry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 Why Johnny Tyler, madcap, I forgot you were there.....you may go, leave the shotgun....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddzz1 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 You're money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 "MMMM but,but, MMMomma says dat girls is da devil!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat0491 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 The Girl With The Power The Power of what? Voodoo Voodoo? You do Do What ? Remind me of the babe ! Gawd I Love the labyrinth :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithe1811 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 "I have a toy pony, he takes big S#!+S" Erik :beerhead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 You like fruit? I've got a buddy with United Fruit. He could get you a job picking strawberries. You know; bend and stoop- like the Mexicans. Start with strawberries and you might work your way up to those G** D**m banannas you like so much. When Boy? When are you going to get a job? (Bellllllch!) Oh gawd he's the anti-christ. You get a G** D**M job before sundown- Or we're shipping you off to military school- with that G** D**M Finklestien sh*t kid. Son of a B**ch! :rant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat0491 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 ??? What movies that ^^^? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWade2 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 ??? What movies that ^^^? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat0491 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Lol Nice lazerdisc I want sharks with friggin lasers on their friggin heads :nuts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jared Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 see those dead bushes over there ... i planted those Stealing harvard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooky48 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I just wonder how many will get THIS one..... "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?" (with mouthful) "uh uh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtdesigns Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I just wonder how many will get THIS one..... "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?" (with mouthful) "uh uh" Deep Throat,,, everybody knows that........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooky48 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I just wonder how many will get THIS one..... "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?" (with mouthful) "uh uh" Deep Throat,,, everybody knows that........ Too easy huh? Let me dig deeper..... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattpioneer Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 bet you can't guess this one.. Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaboy27 Posted April 26, 2008 Author Share Posted April 26, 2008 "May I have another sir?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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