jimoshel Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Subject: Missing Wife Husband went to the Sheriff's Department to report that his wife was missing. Husband : My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant : What is her height? Husband : Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant : Weight? Husband : Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : Colour of eyes? Husband : Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant : Colour of hair? Husband : Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember. Sergeant : What was she wearing? Husband : Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sergeant : What kind of car did she go in? Husband : She went in my truck. Sergeant : What kind of truck was it? Husband : A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up. Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete M Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minuit Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 :D For a second I was actually worried - then I saw who posted this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incommando Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 :laughin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdriver1 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Oh my -- poor guy had to drive a Ford. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Priceless, wife read didn't find any humor in it at all but I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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